Off Topic

[MLII]

I laughed so much I shat my fucking pants and fell of my fucking chair which is now all stinky with diarrhoea.

tomek ar u ok

Anyway Filly, why have I not seen you around? did I forget to introduce myself in the topic?! D:

[Viricide Filly]

Yeah you forgot to see my introduction, and also I'm mostly on Off Topic and here just for the community and for a laugh or two. I don't really post in many srs threads xD

[MLII]

Oh yes, found it now.

EDIT: also this is a few pages back but

Luke, have you met MLII yet?

I don't like where this is going.

Kill them before they lay eggs.

)':

[Shrooblord]

Luke, have you met MLII yet?

I don't like where this is going.

Kill them before they lay eggs.

)':

Does this mean it is already too late? We're doomed! Doomed I tells ya!

[Minor-T5]

Kill them before they lay eggs.

What did you just say?

Also I was being sarcastic. If schmooky.luke finds transsexuality so fucking hilarious, he must either be eleven or American.

Can you take a joke once in a while? I'm just having fun with you guys. I was joking about this 'Simply change your gender' thing.

[Shrooblord]

Kill them before they lay eggs.

What did you just say?

That was spiraldoor who said that, Luke, my boy, and it was a tid-bit known also as a 'pop culture reference'.

[Adsolution]

Holy fucking shit that's hysterically funny. I laughed so much I shat my fucking pants and fell of my fucking chair which is now all stinky with diarrhoea.

If you dislike being a male, then you can simply change your gender.

Jokes like that simply tend to not be funny, and can be borderline offensive. However, it isn't my job to speak for Filly, so don't take it that way, I'm just saying what I see. Be careful about that.

[Rulez]

I'm a sucker for offensive humour, but "humour" being the key word.

[Adsolution]

I'm a sucker for offensive humour, but "humour" being the key word.

Indeed. A 'controversial' (I can't think of a better word) joke is generally looked down upon if it's anything less than well-executed.

[Viricide Filly]

I pretty much just tend to ignore all bullshit that goes my way, but try not to be a fuck in future

[Rendell]

If you dislike being a male, then you can simply change your gender.

Not sure if there is equivalent idiom in English, so I will say phrase which is directly tranclated from Russian: ... and how can Earth hold such people...

[Adsolution]

There isn't an idiom for that in English, but the Futurama-based idiom "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" is pretty much the same thing.

[sergiomonty]

I'm not racist... but racist jokes are SO HILARIOUS. Sorry but... seriously, politically incorrect jokes are the best ones around the internet... Maybe I laugh at them because they're absurd "COME ON PEOPLE, NOT ALL OF THE BLACK GUYS EAT CHICKEN AND WATERMELONS, THAT'S SILLY!". Pretty much like a friend of mine who is gay, I tolerate him,respect him and accept him for what he is, but saying "THIS IS FUCKING GAY" is so hilarious...

[PluMGMK]

There isn't an idiom for that in English, but the Futurama-based idiom "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" is pretty much the same thing.

Not really... More like, "How can these people sleep at night?" or something along those lines.

[El Dango]

If you dislike being a male, then you can simply change your gender.

Gotta flip dat gender switch yo!

[Keane]

I try so hard to like this emoticon, but everytime I see it, it reminds me how retarded are some users around here.
Just in case, snookie, or whatever your nickname is, if you're angry, use this emoticon " " and use CAPS LOCK to express whatever you want. Then we'll know you're being serious and we'll feel intimidated.

I... just... time for a different subject.

[Adsolution]

For a school drama project, we had to make anti-bullying PSAs (just like two years ago), so I was wondering if anyone could take a look at mine and say what they think of it:



Even though I did 75% of the writing, I gave Ericson the credit of 'director,' since his heart is in the right place and I know this is how he would have wanted it to be. There was however a bit of a dispute on the script for the Skype scene during the first four minutes, since otherwise he wouldn't have done much at all aside from act. The result is a slightly cheesy conversation, but hey, at least it's more honest than those PSAs made by our friendly corporations.

Ericson is the 'bully' in the dark room, I am the 'victim' in the lighter room who has the spoken monologue at 5:00, as well as the news reporter.

[Shrooblord]

Very good! It's almost like a commercially-made PSA. It's a bit spooky, but the cinematography is very good. The music - I take it you made it yourself? - fit nicely and that part with the butterfly was quite symbolic and reminded me of something I'd see in one of those company-made videos.
The only thing I didn't really understand is how such a moderately mildly agressive pair of sentences could drive someone to suicide, but I guess that depends on the backstory (and you already said that the dialogue might be cheesy).
Good job! What did you get for it?

Also... what happened to your laptop?! :O
Was it that Ericson?! Let's get him!

[Rulez]

Whoa, I'll have to stop being such a douche. Great work, broski!

[Adsolution]

Thanks!

Good job! What did you get for it?

I haven''t gotten a mark yet, I uploaded it as soon as I finished and it isn't due until tomorrow.

Also... what happened to your laptop?! :O

Well, you see, it got literally run over by a car. At first there were only interior cracks and that bend you can see in the body from the side shot, but then eventually the cracks started to come through the glass, and now chunks of the screen have literally fallen out, exposing the sponge bevel and circuit board.