Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Shrooblord]

Because the Sun isn't a triangle!

What's the square root of a Christmas Pi?

[Raymanarenaps2]

Pizza.
What's that behind you?

[Master]

Idiocy, I'll deal with it later.
What's the square root of potato?

[Shrooblord]

SCIENCE

Why do people never post after I ask stupid questions?

[Rayrobi]

Cuz they're being so stupid.

How many fucking 'fuck's would you fucker maximum include in any fucking sentencefuck, without it losing its fucking meaning fuck?

[Indy]

Okay, first time asking a STUPID question.
Will you marry me?

[Minor-T5]

It depends.
Will we ever run out of new music?

[Rulez]

Why does everybody hate Darkkitty?

[Minor-T5]

DON'T MIND MEH!

[Decidetto]

That answer wasn't even stupid, Rulez. It was even very informative!

Now for the question:
Why did that banana over there fall upwards?

[Indy]

BECAUSE THEYRE BENT?

What do you see in my signature?

[Shrooblord]

The Dildodragon of Bangmouth.

What's black and blue and covered in goo?

[sergiomonty]

Uranus

Pigs or Chickens? and why?

[Master]

So that they may all fly.
Why should one ascend?

[Shrooblord]

Only in the cloud is the best icing for our cakes.

But what if it's a sunny day?!

[Master]

Then consult the beings of weather and make them pay.
Why do we love candy?

[Shrooblord]

Because it distracts us from the creepy old man handing it out.

When's nevermorrow?

[Master]

A point in time that cannot be borrowed.
Why sticks hollow?

[Shrooblord]

Because filled is already slippery.

Do trees bark?

[Master]

No, but they do dance in the park.
Why do horse neigh?