Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Rulez]

Suite.
Salad?

[Shrooblord]

In a balad.

Homer is where the hearth is, no?

[sergiomonty]

*after inhaling a lot of nose candy*

WHAT THE FUCK IS A HOMER?

uh...What the fuck is a Homer?

[Master]

A homeworking loner.
Why am I blue?

[ikke471]

Maybe?

WHAT THE FUCK IS A.... WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?!

[Shrooblord]

A Homeric comparison is as long as the mighty giraffe's long, long neck, as it grazes on its trees happily with its wisdom of ages as such as when one such phrase, as is known to man, the sleek and witful escapee of the Cave, only as that one tiny glimpse of light like in the beginnings and ending of the day, where the sun's rosy fingers touch lightly the sky's open expanse, - that's exactly how rarely it is known - is stretched out infinitely until the speaker himself grows weary, like when the Hypnos takes us to our sleep, that land of light-footed dreams and abyssal nightmares, to make us forget of the events of the days before, of the speech he utters, ingrained and intertwined with the wise thoughts of the owl-eyed Athena, our true goddess of brave thoughts, because he himself begins to lose track of that, which he was speaking of, much like Theseus would have lost track of his way in the mighty Labyrinth had not his saviour come and give him good gifts, such as almost all gifts truly are, is uttered by man, that it knows that such phrase is a Homeric comparison.
That's how long it is.

Now does your brain hurt?

[Master]

No, actually I think it might have had a growth spurt.
Why are swordfish treated with ridicule?

[Shrooblord]

Because they can't pick their damn noses!

Where's the guy in the scary mask hiding?

[Master]

Don't feel threatened, he's merely miming.
In what situation should one run?

[Shrooblord]

When you can't crawl(*).

If a Minotaur-taur finds a jar of tar-tar should he mind at all-all 'bout the jar of tar-tar?

(*)= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Gced_Z_KU

[Master]

They should visit the dentist immediately, they know how to deal with tar-tar.
When is a cold not a detrimental medical condition?

[Shrooblord]

When you're in the Sahara.

Why is no?

[Master]

When you have shrunk rather low.
What is it with lemon and lime?

[Indy]

LEMON IS SOUR, AND LIME IS SALTY
What happens when I burp?

[Master]

A band of plotters plan to usurp.
Why is all for nought?

[Shrooblord]

Because Master always answers in rhyme, I thought.

When's a banana a bandido's bandana?

[Minor-T5]

I dunno.
Why can't I breathe in space?

[Rulez]

For fuck's sake that's not even a stupid question, even in a thread when you can act like you always do and actually fit in, you fail! God fucking damn it, Minor-T5. Since you didn't ask a stupid question, I'm not give you a stupid damn answer. First of all, there are things in the air that we need to breathe that isn't there in the space, and then there's also the air pressure. Your lungs would get buttraped. Theoretically you could breathe, but you would get no air and black out in a moment.

How and why?

[Rayray1994]

Because.

Where is my other sock?

[Minor-T5]

Theoretically you could breathe, but you would get no air and black out in a moment.

Shhhh! I'm supposed to be stupid!