Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Rulez]

I give up, I fucking quit. It's no use. IT'S NO FUCKING USE.

[Minor-T5]

IT'S NO LOLING USE.

Calm down, dude.

[GNineify]

HE DIDN'T SAY "LOLING"!!!!!!!!1111161111oneoneoneoneone1111!!!1111

[Rulez]

IT'S NO LOLING USE.

Calm down, dude.

u wot m8

[Master]

This topic shall be restored, before a great debate.
What is the solution to pie?

[sergiomonty]

pee

It's no use?

[Master]

Well, as useful as the hangmans noose.
Should one be suspected of being dejected?

[Shrooblord]

Only if you were trying to pass an alcohol test.

When are two chicken and a cow as happy as can be?

[ikke471]

When eastern and christmas are on the same day.

Do you even lift, bro?!

[Master]

Given my bodily shape, I'd have to say no.
Is this rhyming getting old?

[Shrooblord]

Not at all - it's quite charming, I'm told.

Who told me...?

[ikke471]

The ass with the cash

Is there never ever not not nothing?

[Shrooblord]

Nothing means there is also nothing of nothing - therefore there is everything. But nothing is included in everything.

What do a bagel and a pork sausage crossbreed into?

[ikke471]

Some kind of sausage beast I guess.

Do you feel like godzilla sometimes?

[Shrooblord]

Only when I accidentally end up 50 feet tall in Tokyo somehow.

Roof + Pi = ?

[sergiomonty]

Roof Pie!!



Tig ol Bitties?

[Master]

Litter full of cute kitties.
Why are blue shells irradiated?

[Shrooblord]

They made us all too irritated.

Ninety-nine bottles o' beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles o' beer - pass one down, hand it around - now what's everyone got?

[ikke471]

A few drunk pricks

What's wrong with me?

[sergiomonty]

you have a pyramid-shaped head

What's wrong with him?