Corrupt a wish!

Dark Lum Lord · Post by **Dark Lum Lord** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:08 pm

Wish granted; the burrito results in a fatal case of explosive diarrhea.

I wish for a wish.

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:34 pm

Well...paradox.

I wish I could watch the trailers for Doctor Who already.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 5:55 am

You have to search trailer parks to watch the Doctor Who trailers.

I wish to go on an adventure.

SegaNintendoUbisoft · Post by **SegaNintendoUbisoft** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 6:31 am

You forgot to pack food for your adventure.

I wish to end all wishes.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:38 am

The end came, but then the universe reset, rendering your wish null.

I wish that my eyes weren't on fire.

OCG · Post by **OCG** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:39 pm

Your eyes stopped being on fire but you went blind.
I wish for my expected package to arrive soon.

TFDS · Post by **TFDS** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:40 pm

It will be accidentally delivered to your neighbour and he will accidentally damage it.

I wish this thread will never be locked.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:44 pm

Master locks this thread.

I wish to learn.

Dark Lum Lord · Post by **Dark Lum Lord** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:49 pm

Wish granted; you learn nothing.

I wish my name was Fuck me.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:53 pm

You greet a bunch of old people.

I wish for triangle nipples.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:27 am

Granted, but now you must submit yourself for study by the mathematicians and scientists of the world.

Why don't Pokemon exist?

SegaNintendoUbisoft · Post by **SegaNintendoUbisoft** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:31 am

The ice age killed them all.

I wish for everything.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:39 am

You already have everything, it's just that you have to share everything with billions of other lifeforms.

I wish for my old YouTube channel design.

technology4617 · Post by **technology4617** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:55 am

You get it back, but it is plagued by awful glitches.

I wish I didn't have homework.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:57 am

Without homework, the balance of the world has come undone, it is now under the realm of ignorance and stupidity.

Why are we online?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:14 am

To tell the world about our glorious hamsters.

I wish for two baby seals and a club.

SegaNintendoUbisoft · Post by **SegaNintendoUbisoft** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:52 am

The two baby seals beat you to death with the club.

I wish for world peace.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:57 am

Everything is boring now.

I wish for 5 baby seals and 2 clubs.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:52 am

Two baby seal clubs are made, where the baby seals go to party, they never let you in, though.

Why do we not fly?

OCG · Post by **OCG** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:53 am

Because we do not have wings

Why are not all people tall?

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