Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

Some people are born to be small, and sneaky...

Why do we have spies?

[Bradandez]

To steal pornography of Scout's mother.

I wish for a camera.

[TFDS]

Did this thread turned into "Ask a stupid Q,get a stupid A"?

It is broken.

I wish the Teensy Photographer was my room mate and he was a nice guy.

[Bradandez]

He watches you while you sleep.

I wish to be sexy fairy nymph.

[jurebj]

Wish granted. You realise she's a pedo.

I wish for my brother to go away.

[Eredin]

Wish granted. You realise she's a pedo.

I wish for my brother to go away.

He returns for revenge.

What should I get?

[jurebj]

You realize what you want to get. It's ice cream and you don't have it.

I wish everybody would post wishes but not questions.

[TFDS]

What?

I wish this wish will be corrupted.

[Bradandez]

Paradox causes you to not exist.

I wish for negative wishes.

[Master]

Your wish is granted, unfortunately, you are instantaneously annihilated as everything turns into anti-matter.

I wish to lead my own elite group of armoured warriors.

[Bradandez]

Granted, You have Amored Warriors. They love everything but they won't attack anything.

I still wish to be sexy fairy nymph.

[Master]

Such is the extent of your good look, that humanity ends up extinct.

I wish for the perfect vent.

[Bradandez]

It only has a one day warranty. And it breaks after the next day you bought it.

I wish to be even sexier fairy nymph.

[Master]

Well then, the universe couldn't contain it and promptly imploded, you broke the universe, are you happy now?

I wish to be a narrator.

[Bradandez]

Yes. Yes I am.

Congrats you become Morgan Freeman but with a thick accent no one could really understand you.

I wish for a piece a paper.

[Master]

The paper is given, alas, it's a money piece from monopoly, which is promptly stolen by a foolish thief.

I wish my eyes weren't burning.

[Bradandez]

Now they're frozen.

I wish for Rayman Origins 2.

[Shrooblord]

They make Rayman's Oranges 2.

I wish for a blueberry pie.

[Bradandez]

Its berries are actually painted blue.

I wish for the UbiArt engine.

[TFDS]

It will be full of glitches.

I wish a good story for the next Rayman game.