Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

The next Rayman game has such a complex and Moffat-esque story arc, that fans are left confused by how elaborate it is.

I wish to know how the Pandorica opened.

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

Pandorica is opened with the words "open sesame".

I wish for this wish to be un-corruptible.

[Bradandez]

Sure and it stars our favorite character, Green Teensy!

I wish for Rayman Origins to have more cutscenes.

[OCG]

Magician scrapped them.

I wish to stop time

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

Your watch stops working.

I wish I could be the smartest guy alive.

[Bradandez]

Congrats! Everyone's an idiot now!

I wish for a two pennies!

[Master]

You end up being crushed by a giant "2 pennies"

I wish I didn't have a sore throat.

[Adsolution]

Wish granted, but now you have to shit alot and have a sore anus from trying to shit something as large as alot.

I wish that I hadn't forgotten to eat that taco last night.

[Rulez]

Wish granted alright, but the taco makes you have explosive diarrhea and now you're stalking down an empty hall to take a stinky gooey orange shit.

I wish winter in Poland didn't last through fucking spring till fall.

[Adsolution]

Unfortunately, like a spider in the night, you, the Winter's prey, could not choose to fight.

I wish the shining tears didn't have to roll down my cheeks, not able to comprehend Sonicbrawler's shittiness.

[Rulez]

Granted but the pain that sonicbrawler makes come true still is too much for you to handle - you just can't cry anymore.

I wish I could care for you.

[Adsolution]

Wish granted, but unfortunately, I could never care for you.

I wish to stay home tonight.

[OCG]

Wish granted. You will stay home tonight. Locked in bathroom.

I wish to stop time.

[incognito]

Wish granted but when the time get back everyone on earth will be dead

I wish trandoshans stop to ambush me

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; your family is ambushed and killed.

Wish for another console like the SNES.

[Bradandez]

Sure. You get the SNES 2! Now with a CD expansion and 32 expansion as well.

I wish for a castle.

[Master]

Meet Castle, he'll be your partner in crime.

I wish to be specific.

[Snagglebee]

But, you are! Just be more specific next time

I wish for a Döner Kebab.

[Master]

You got it! Then I nicked it!

I wish for chicken burger.

[Snagglebee]

Congratilations! Here you have a chicken burger. To save you the work, I ate it for you

I wish for more tings.