Corrupt a wish!

[Indy]

Wish granted! You'd take off right away to the moon without rocket jumping.

I wish I was a Ninja Henchwoman (a female Ninja Henchman)

[Master]

The Ninja Henchman now seek your hand in marriage, and are constantly attempting to woo you, annoyingly so.

I wish my nose didn't feel like it were on fire.

[Indy]

The Ninja Henchman now seek your hand in marriage, and are constantly attempting to woo you, annoyingly so.

*Squeaky fangal scream*

wish granted! Your nose is now stuffed with ice cubes!

[Master]

Oh my, it seems that I didn't corrupt the wish at all, alas, there's no wish given this time!

So, I wish to properly corrupt wishes.

[Bradandez]

Sure. You also corrupt minds.

I wish to donate to charity.

[Master]

You do, alas, it was a charity for evil robotic organisms, prepare to be terminated.

I wish to not terminate.

[Bradandez]

Sure but you still have to eliminate.

I wish I don't have to do homework.

[Master]

You don't, those detentions are much more fun!

I wish my throat weren't bugging me right now.

[boomboleros7]

I cut your throat then. No throat, no problem.

I wish to watch a good film tonight.

[Master]

I suddenly am terrified of you, Boomboleros....

You watch a good film, it's so good, you'll never remember it ever.

I wish to have some powers.

[Bradandez]

You have the power to make food cold.

I wish to write some stories.

[Master]

Your prose is the pinnacle or writing, sadly, it was the story of an encyclopedia, who then sued you for using its image.

I wish to know how Encyclopedias would sue.

[Bradandez]

You learn a very horrifying secret and is stuck in your mind forever.

I wish to draw kittens.

[Master]

Kittens are drawn, but they are insulted by how you conveyed them, and thus name you their mortal enemy.

I wish to ally with kittens.

[Bradandez]

Sure, but they're the bad guys.

I wish to be the good guy.

[Master]

Except you're allied with King K. Rool, savage Croc of the various seas.

I wish to know where Baron K. Roolienstein went.

[Bradandez]

I don't see how that's a bad thing.

You know he went to go to the grocery store.

I wish to find my keys.

[Master]

You find them, but now you are imprisoned in the eternal void of eternity.

I wish to find my socks.

[Bradandez]

You only find the right one. The left one is out of this dimension.

I wish to travel to the dimension where the left sock is.

[Master]

You travel to the dimension, only to find the left sock reigns supreme, who promptly names you an outcast for your crimes against socks.

I wish to know what crimes you've committed on the socks.