Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:01 pm

Lose an eye and obtain an eyepatch.

Where's me bottle of srumpy?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:04 pm

In the fridge, next to the Cola bottle with the mentos.

Was that a bad idea?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:06 pm

No, it's good to have things refrigerated.

Is there a robot invasion scheduled for next Tuesday?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:07 pm

Yes, at your house.

What will you do to prepare?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:08 pm

Prepare my own army of computers.

What will these computers do?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:09 pm

Crash and break down.

Where is the nearest hospital?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:10 pm

In the next dimension.

Why is Differentiation and Integration supreme?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:12 pm

Because the sale has been going on for the last three days.

How's my taxes?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:13 pm

Fit for a Dalek.

We're both buddies, math dispute aside, yes?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:16 pm

Yes all in all. Friends to the end.

When's pony time?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:16 pm

No idea, time is hard to tell in the TARDIS.

Will you miss me when I'm gone?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:17 pm

Maybe, never thought of it...

Will YOU miss ME?!

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:18 pm

I will definitely miss YOU, and YOU and YOU.

So, who gets the car?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:20 pm

First one who lets go of it.

Can I drive?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:22 pm

Sure, just, don't turn right, the universe may never be the same.

So, how does one pass the time when they're impatient?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:23 pm

By singing with joy.

Do you sing?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:23 pm

Nope, I break stuff.

Does that make me Hulk?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:26 pm

Only if your skin is blue.

How is there pudding in my shoes?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:28 pm

It's meant to support your feet, it's for medicinal purposes.

How does one use pudding as medicine?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:28 pm

Because you forgot to dry them out.

Now will you clean them?

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