Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Master]

Well, this is what happened to the last bloke:


Should we leg it?

[Bradandez]

Huh.

What's wrong with arms?

[Master]

They don't run.

But can they point?

[Sny]

we have given them arms but no fingers. they will never be able to point.

should we give them legs, fingers or a navel?

[Master]

Legs.

Is this a fine criteria?

[Sny]

well, i'd really like to know what they would do if they habe a nabel but, well, you chose the legs.

where do we get some legs?

[Master]

At the Appendages Resort.

What specifications are we working to?

[Sny]

it has to be... octopus arms!
what if there aren't any octopus arms? cancel the whole action?

[Master]

We will need to use the special machine of speciality and specifics.

Where will we find the manual?

[Sny]

ask the robo pirates. they know so much about machines that they ARE machines!
are there any robo-pirates around here or did rayman wipe every single one out?

[Master]

We can use one of their ships for research.

Do you know how to operate a RoboPirate computer?

[Sny]

someone bring me a n64-controller and we will see~
so, where's my controller?

[Master]

Hidden within the depths of the Land of the Livid Dead.

How should we retrieve it?

[Sny]

we need a livid dead who could enter the land...
how to get a livid dead?

[Master]

Ask Jano.

Should we approach with extreme caution?

[Sny]

as long as we don't know the name of the cave of bad dreams he can't take us there to eat us
so, how do we forget the name of the cave?

[PluMGMK]

Point a gamma-ray blaster at our brains. Surely it can't hurt…

Where do we get such a blaster?

[Bradandez]

From an atomic super earthworm!

How can the cows come around, if the coming ain't cow?

[Master]

The same way the snakes snake, by snaking.

But can they coil?

[Bradandez]

Only in the soil.

Where do babies come from?