The Leptys Scepter Quest

[Bradandez]

Little does Maz know, Bradandez always carries a Dead Ringer with him. Bradandez makes his way to the secret base and saps those inferior robo-pirates. Bradandez sets off multiple explosions, turning the base into a mechanical wasteland. Bradandez locates the chamber of Maz and confronts the vile general. A worthy fight merely consisting of Bradandez stepping on Maz's foot. Maz grabs a hold of his injured foot as Bradandez takes the Scepter.

Bradandez places the last of the explosions and blows the planet into smithereens as he escapes to the Void of Unknown Realization Realities.

[Dart]

Little did Brad know, Dart specializes in traveling across unknown planes of reality. Using his incredibly groovy hover board, Dart quickly snatches the scepter and travels to a reality where the rabbids don't ruin rayman's street credit.

[Master]

Sadly for Dart, Master accidentally fell through a rip in time and space the other day to this exact reality. By tracking the Sceptre's energy signature, Master infiltrates Dart's lair of Terror, and outs with the Sceptre. He then jumps back to the Prime reality, and makes sure to plug the hole on the way out.

[Bradandez]

Bradandez follows no physics, so out comes Bradandez in front of Master, hits him with a pie. Bradandez steals the Scepter and makes a dash for it.

[Dart]

Darts mortal soul barely escaped the other reality by taking the form of a ghost. Using his intense cunning (and a little bit of thievery) dart manages to collect the scepter and replace it with a near identical!

[beebo44]

Beebo stumbles upon Dart making his escape. Caught by surprise, Dart doesn't put up much of a fight and Beebo quickly obtains the Scepter. Harnessing the temporal power of the Scepter, Beebo leaps into a time hole which seals itself shut behind him. Now in the 4th dimension, Beebo heads back to where Master surprised him in the Jibberish Jungle, narrowly avoids a paradox by disposing of his past self and instead of emerging in the Jungle continues into the Grumbling Grottos. (Umm I just kinda moved the whole thread back in time, am I allowed to do that? If not then disregard my post but I thought it would be a nice change of pace.)

Finally, the underground heat becoming too much for him, Beebo erupts from the ground into the Grottos. He locates a small gong, quiet enough to be hidden among the buzz of the black locusts, but loud enough to keep them away, and travels into the deep dark caves below, the locusts following his every move.

[Bradandez]

Bradandez easily locates Beebo in his silly little cave and steals the Scepter for himself. But Bradandez ain't done yet. He ties Beebo up and arrests him for war crimes. Bradandez uses his American Conch call and summons Liberty the Freedom Eagle. Bradandez hops aboard with the guilty Beebo. Escalating high into the clouds, Bradandez drops Beebo below into the grottos and then releases an almighty, pure all American nuke onto it. The explosion consist of fireworks and Red, White, and Blue destruction. Bradandez and Liberty set off to the Land of the Free.

[beebo44]

(I think there's enough people playing by this point to abide by the 3 posts rule, don't you think?)

"I knew getting myself injected with concentrated cockroach extract would come in handy some day." Said Beebo, avoiding a hefty portion of the radiation but suffering fairly extreme wounds from the explosion. As the red, white and blue left his eyes, Beebo could see Brad disappearing into the distance. Unfortunately, he needed to find a healer before he could chase anything. Harnessing some of the residual energy from the scepter, Beebo created a wormhole and quickly appeared in front of the three most renowned Teensy Doctors in the world; Otto Psi, Roméo Patti and Gonzo. They quickly set to work healing his wounded body, stating they would be done within the day...

[PluMGMK]

Just then, a cute little fairy hopped out of the wormhole and sent a blue spark of energy from her left hand to close it behind her. She ran over to the table on which the Sceptre was now resting and was about to pick it up when Roméo came over and asked what the hell she thought she was doing. Purple smoke began to engulf her body and she quickly transformed herself into a huge purple shadow, with no clearly discernible features. It announced that it was the Plum Demon and used its control of hallucinogenic drugs to hypnotise the weak-willed Roméo. It then summoned three Hoodoo servants to hold off Beebo and the other two doctors before they could react, then absorbed the Sceptre into its form. It then teleported a reasonable distance away, before transforming back into a cute little fairy, clutching the Sceptre tightly.

[beebo44]

I do believe you've missed the part where Brad takes the Scepter and flies off

[PluMGMK]

Ah, shoot! The rules said everyone's supposed to take it!

[beebo44]

But you're supposed to take it from the person in possession of it xD

[PluMGMK]

Look, I wrote that before my breakfast, let's just disregard it and move on, all right?
I knew it wouldn't end well if I posted here…

[Master]

On the contrary, it's good to have some fresh blood to nick off

Plum didn't expect that Master was in the neighbourhood, and had recently procured a Sceptre tracking device. Noting the shifty looking fairy, he engaged his cloak and followed. He noted its residence, and once the coast was clear, engaged full armour and broke into the establishment. After battling through the various defences, he was able to nick the sceptre, then escaped using another wormhole.

[Dart]

Coming back from his 4 day nap that kept him from choosing This or that or playing word games, Dart uses his new powers as evil power napper to put Master into a somewhat comfortable and incredibly groovy sleep that would last about a hour. Dart then proceeds to sneak into Brads basement and steal his all American rocket ship and fly all the star spangled way to the moon!

[beebo44]

Look, I wrote that before my breakfast, let's just disregard it and move on, all right?
I knew it wouldn't end well if I posted here…

I didn't mean to discourage you from posting.. :c

Even with the sudden interruption by a certain little fairy, Beebo is quickly fixed up by the two un-hypnotised doctors and sets off in pursuit of the Scepter. Emerging from the Doctors' location, a somewhat marshy looking bog in the middle of seemingly nowhere, he looks to the sky and spots the smoke of a rocket and the unmistakable glint of the Scepter's shining jewel. Beebo takes bird form and flies off after the rocket, hoping to catch it before it exits the atmosphere. As the oxygen starts to wear thin he grips some conveniently placed rungs on the side of the ship and climbs through a window of the ship, transforming into another one of his forms, a mouse.
Beebo's mouse form might have been a normal mouse, but just like all his forms it has a special perk. His bird form had extremely high flying speeds and his mouse form has the power to blend into the surroundings, making it the perfect way to sneak around. Utilising this, Beebo is able to sneak into the cockpit and locate the Scepter, tossed carelessly to the side of the pilot's chair in which Dart now sits. Thankfully Dart has all his attention centered on flying to the Moon and does not notice when a little shimmer around his feet nears the scepter, lifts it and carries it out of the cockpit.
With the scepter in his possession Beebo takes a deep breath, transforms into a bird once again and opens the emergency evacuation door, leaping out and falling back into the atmosphere. He looks back to the sky above him and watches Dart panic as the oxygen, along with him leaves the ship and is flung into space. Apart from a few singed feathers, Beebo makes it back to Earth safely and flies off in search of a hideout.

Well now that took a little while to write. I feel like I need to work on paragraphing.

[Bradandez]

Bradandez is unclear how the Scepter was stolen from him, but he plans to take it back. By any means necessary. Bradandez sings a song of Ice and Fire. He chants and transforms the Earth's terrain making it alien like and dangerous for most organisms. Bradandez spots Beebo in the distance of his lair and orders his goons to shoot him down. They are successful and throw Beebo into the Dungeon of Unspeakable Horrors and Guaranteed No Escape By No Means What So Ever. The goons bring back the Scepter to Bradandez. Bradandez then proceeds to cover the world in darkness, ensuring the Scepter will never be found again.

[Shrooblord]

But in the Song, Bradandez makes himself Know Nothing. And so - he conjures Foutch as much as he conjures the desolate wasteland on Earth! Foutch's body illuminates his surroudings so he can see and with his pal Shrooblord riding on his shoulder, he coughs up a teeny tiny fireball that scares the living daylights out of Brad. The Sceptre in hand, Foutch attaches it on a string of flames around his neck like it were a necklace. How fabulous he now looks! Shrooblord agrees and they ride off into the sunset.

[Dart]

Quickly closing the escape hatch of the rocket, Dart realizes how smart it was to wear his spacesuit while inside the cockpit. Suddenly the earth mutates and is shrouded in darkness! Dart knows this can only be the work of the Leptys Scepter, and quickly changes course to head back to his beloved home planet, now dark as night. Upon re-entering the atmosphere Dart notices a strange red object in California, which must mean that Brad has the sceptor! Closer and closer Dart gets and finally BOOM! The spacecraft touches down nearby an abandoned fire truck, which is kinda ironic considering how half the town is on fire. Driving the truck would eventually take Dart to Fautch and Shrooblord who teamed up to rule the world it would seem. Dart quickly activates the hose and extinguishes Fautch and takes the scepter, fleeing to the former home of the Great Mighty Poo. Dart then undoes all the magic that Brad had done and instead makes all forms of chocolate in the world into German chocolate, which is the best kind.

[Bradandez]

FOOLS! Bradandez has had enough of your silly shenanigans! He proceeds to summon the almighty dream demon and melts this futile chocolate. Bradandez then shapes the world into the most silliest place imaginable. Bradandez forcefully takes the Scepter away from Dart and banishes him to the Terrifying Plateau of Polka. Bradandez then releases the Ruff Rollers to guard the Scepter on top of Mount Kamikaze that's on top of Hot Fudge Fa-Looey Volcano in the middle of the Indescribable Describable Island that's located at the Ocean of Nothingness except for Everything.