Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

TheCheesyDream · Post by **TheCheesyDream** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:27 am

Collect all you poop paper and stick them on to yourself, and fly to the moon!

Why can't my cat step it up? (Lel sonic)

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:33 am

It doesn't know how to dance.

Wondering why I can't wander over yonder?

TheCheesyDream · Post by **TheCheesyDream** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:37 am

Because you can't "yippy dippy do"

Why is the sky blue?

beebo44 · Post by **beebo44** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:58 am

Because god only had a bucket of blue paint.

Why was I absent for the first few hours of RD?

TheCheesyDream · Post by **TheCheesyDream** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:03 am

Because you were jacking off to furry porn and smelling cool ranch doritos.

when will I ever see my refrigerator light turn off?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:08 am

On February 31st.

Why to baby raypeople have small noses?

beebo44 · Post by **beebo44** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:13 am

Because the Electoons haven't moved in yet.

Why am I so hungry?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:18 am

You crave Raymanian Bacon (Enjoyed by 30% of genetically engineered rats!)

Why is there an extraterrestrial at the Caves of Skops?

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:28 am

He wants to sell us weed.

Why is the musician so happy?

beebo44 · Post by **beebo44** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:33 am

Because he was looking for his lost pet Skops.

What is Skops?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:36 am

He visited the extraterrestrial.

(I assume Beebo was responding to my other post. I'm responding to Shrooblord.)

Why does Tarayzan wear a dead animal?

beebo44 · Post by **beebo44** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:50 am

Because it's a warning to all the other dead animals out there, not to cross him.

Why do they make snakes into lollies?

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:00 am

Because they sissin' for some hissin'.

Why do I smile?

beebo44 · Post by **beebo44** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:07 am

Because you're so damn cheery about admitting to being female!

Why am I male?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:17 am

Because God hates you.

Why is there someone in the kitchen with Dina?

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:24 am

With a face like yours, your genes just had to conform!

Why am I a meanie?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:31 am

Because your heart is a cold as the sun.

Where can I buy money?

saerleiya · Post by **saerleiya** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:31 am

in your ears.

Where can I find happiness?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:42 am

Definitely not here. This place is a disaster!

Why am I so sexy that I don't have a girlfriend?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:47 am

Because GLaDOS.

Is that plausible?

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