Lie to me. But in a very narrow, and specific manner.

[PluMGMK]

Prior to Magellan, the consensus was that the Earth was flat.

[Snagglebee]

My car is a piece of shit!

[Earth Gwee]

I frequently vomit rainbows.

[Bradandez]

I have three wedges of cheese under my bed in case of a nuclear strike and/or zombie apocalypse.

[Snagglebee]

I am substensional good at Physics

[PluMGMK]

I totally believe that "substensional" is a word.

Also I am actually the ghost of Pádraig Pearce returned from the dead and in possession of PluM's body, ready to wreak havoc on those who thought the British Royal Family should be in attendance at the 2016 commemoration of the centennial of the Irish Easter Rising.

[Snagglebee]

Squidward is a very friendly folk

[beebo44]

I'm not in squidward. I am the squidward.

[rolesfamily]

Sonic exists. He powers my car

[Bradandez]

All Hitlers are Jews.

[Earth Gwee]

Christmas has been canceled.

[rolesfamily]

I'm an X Factor finalist

just sayin'

[Bradandez]

Here's my Debit Card number: 9099 23DF 6669 NEIN

[Snagglebee]

Fanta and Mirinda are the same but at the same time they aren't.

[Bradandez]

I have sex. Me have sex good. Long time.

[rolesfamily]

I boned some space chicks on the moon last night

[Snagglebee]

I do the flop evertime I do the flop.

[rolesfamily]

I once bought 25 tonnes of strawberries, ate 5 and then dumped the rest in the ocean.

[Bradandez]

I am Lorde, ya ya ya.

[DandyGuy]

I am Lorde, ya ya ya.

Cartman BRAAAAAAHHHH

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