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Re: Shrek

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:42 am
by Melody
Shrek would like to make waffles into taco hotdogs

Re: Shrek

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:44 am
by Bradandez
Shrek won the 1973 Olympics as a Canadian representative that beat everyone at the Figure Skating Event.

Re: Shrek

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:45 am
by Melody
Shrek wins all olympics hands down

Re: Shrek

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:49 am
by Bradandez
Shrek has cured every known illness to man.

Re: Shrek

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:51 am
by Melody
Shrek has pleasured many and shrek has done good And thus this is the origin of shrek. Shrek is love shrek IS life! Spread the word so people shall use pray to shrek with the holy onion surrounded with earwax candles

Re: Shrek

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:38 pm
by Sabertooth
I did die but Shrek brought me back with his pleasuring skills

Re: Shrek

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:47 pm
by Bradandez
Shrek cooks 5 star gourmet meals with only onions.

Re: Shrek

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:18 pm
by NyaNyaLily
Shrek stole my bike

Re: Shrek

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:49 am
by Melody
kerhS is Shrek's brother. kerhS was Illuminati so Shrek vanquished him

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:18 am
by Harpic fraîcheur
Shrek hate kerhS

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:22 am
by Bradandez
Shrek hates memes.

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:28 am
by PluMGMK
Bradandez wrote:Shrek hates memes.
I like the way this guy thinks!

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:32 am
by NyaNyaLily
Bradandez wrote:Shrek hates memes.
Shrek hates himself at this point? :confus:

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:33 am
by Harpic fraîcheur
CHRdutch wrote:
Bradandez wrote:Shrek hates memes.
Shrek hates himself at this point? :confus:
Shrek wants to kill himself.

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:41 am
by Bradandez
Shrek is not a meme you fucks. He is a beautiful, sentient creature.

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:43 am
by Harpic fraîcheur
Shrek agree with Bradandez. :mrgreen:

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:45 am
by Bradandez
Shrek saved my life. He is not a meme, respect this ogre as you would respect me.

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:46 am
by Harpic fraîcheur
I respect this ogre. He is beautiful.

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:47 am
by Bradandez
No, I don't believe you. You treat him as nothing but a joke. An Internet inside joke.

Re: Shrek

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:48 am
by Harpic fraîcheur
Says that to CHRdutch :tssk: