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I took it a little far, with the spam-spider and everything...but you can still post. Take it MLII!

Okay.
Uh, is it Spiral that fainted, or the spider? Never mind.

Oh, and Josh? Of course you can. But neither of you end it until I tell you to. Please.

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"SPIRAL!" yelled MLII, rushing over to his unconscious body. "Wake up!"

"We haven't got time for this." said iHeckler. "If we don't do something, we'll be toast!"

"ZoMG!" screeched Acarr.

" " said Matyuv.

"Exactly!"

Meanwhile, MLII had gently picked Spiraldoor up. She thought for a minute, then thrust him in to Xenon's arms.

"??!!" said Xenon.

"Just take him for a minute would you?" MLII closed her eyes. She drew a thin stick about the size of her arm out of her backpack.

"Strawberry Sugar Staff, ACTIVATE!" she yelled.

There was a flash of light, then MLII was gone.

*

MLII found herself in a surreal lilac world. She closed her eyes, then began to transform.

*

Ten seconds later, MLII reappeared in the middle of the cave. But this time, she was wearing a magenta crop top, and a matching miniskirt and boots.

"Oh God." said Hoodie. "She's a magical girl."

MLII grabbed her 'Strawberry Sugar Staff' and yelled, "Glitter Rope Attack!"

A beam of light shot out of her staff and stuck itself to the spiders legs.

MLII started dancing around the spider, tying its legs together.

"JKkdhsidjsjngoierjgkdsjhvkjdhf!" yelled the spider, falling over.

MLII produced castanets and threw them in the air, one after the other. She then jumped, and started spinning and floating upwards. She tucked her knees into her chest and shot a beam of light at the spider. It dissapeared in a puff of smoke.

MLII landed back on the ground and pressed a little button on her Hello Kitty locket. A flash, then MLII was back to normal.

"ZoMG!" screeched Acarr again.

By this point, Xenon had put Spiral down on the floor of the cave. Now, he was beginning to wake up.

Spiral raised himself on his elbows slowly. "What happened?"

Serza turned off her video camera and handed it to Spiral. "This."
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This is officially the most retarded it's ever been XD

The second page of this topic is just lol...

"ZoMG!" screeched Acarr.
"ZoMG!" screeched Acarr again.

Dude, you make me out as some kind of an idiot!

Don't worry, we're all being made out as some kind of idiot, I'd say you were quite intelligent ^^

Acarr wrote:The second page of this topic is just lol...

"ZoMG!" screeched Acarr.
"ZoMG!" screeched Acarr again.

Dude, you make me out as some kind of an idiot!

I losy you guys in the cave, it's all my fault!
But the start says that you should blame Serza.

'Great job slaying the spider!' said El Dango, still struggling in the web. 'A little help here?'

'That was...freaky.' gasped Stacey.

'It wasn't as impressive as I thought. I would have expected you to shove the stick into its vital areas.' laughed iHeckler.

'I might just poke you if you don't shut up.' said MLII through gritted teeth.

She thrust the stick into the wall and got it shoved out of the other side. She fell backwards into the pit. Serza held on to the stick.

Hunch and Xenon looked through the wall and saw Droolie, another resident who HAD gone on a walk and told them. His jeans reached the floor and covered his shoes. He had a pair of headphones on his head.

Serza slipped down a bit more, so Acarr helped pull them out. Matyuv and Droolie widened the hole so Droolie could get through.

MLII threw the stick at the web and it broke. El Dango and MLII fell into the hole, but the stick was tossed back. Stacey, Xenon and Hunch made a jump for it. They collided with each other and fell in.

' ' said Matyuv as he stood on the edge of the hole. He caught the stick, sending him soaring into the hole.

This is the order in which they stood. Matyuv, iHeckler, Hoodie, Acarr, Serza and Droolie. They were all safe. For now.

' ' breathed Matyuv.

Suddenly, iHeckler saw a teeny-weeny spider climb over his arm. He started screaming with his arms flailing. Matyuv fell to a possible death.

'ZOMG!' screeched Acarr, as he pushed Droolie.

Droolie pushed Acarr back. Serza rushed in between the two.

'Calm down guys, we'll all be fine...You bunch of JERKS!' shouted Serza as she pushed them both.

iHeckler and Hoodie charged at Serza, screaming 'DIE, PRETZEL-FACE!'

iHeckler and Hoodie knocked Serza, sending Droolie and Acarr, who were charging at Serza as well, over the edge.

'ZOMG!' screeched Acarr, as he pushed Droolie.

Right, I want out of this stupid story- PRONTO!

Fine. MLII will make you die when you fall down the hole.

i'm happy i'm not in it...

You could have been in one of the balls of string...

Acarr wrote:

'ZOMG!' screeched Acarr, as he pushed Droolie.

Right, I want out of this stupid story- PRONTO!

Sorry TT_TT

Sorry, I'll try to make you land on a sharp rock or something if you don't wanna be in it.

Don't worry, I have an idea.

iHeckler9 wrote:Matyuv fell to a possible death.

woooops

Oh noes!

When do we get to all my awesome fight scenes?

Soon ^^

And when do we get to the part when we all have to stop Yves Guillemot from releasing the " fatal fart "

Uh...I don't know...

Will I ever make a comeback?

If you want.

I mean, you don't even have to leave, I'll just tell Will not to take the mickey outta you ^^