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131: One does not simply stroll through the knaaren tunnels.

#132: In case of fire, use Rain Dance.

Weather Forecaster's Advice 133: In case of rain, be wary of flash floods!
Note to Self (134): Do not let a child sit in your chair anymore. Last time you did, you had your ship hijacked and destroyed, and you faced a terrible lawsuit concerning 'destroyed worlds', plus one angry letter from the God of Dreams - one that repeatedly bashes into your skull violently every night.

Survival tip 135: Be wary of large-nosed hunters dwelling in mansions. They don't like visitors.
Helpful tip 136: Plum juice is potentially explosive. Be careful to not drop while drinking.

Tip 137: Dont swallow black furry balls

Rule 138: Every normal-looking item is trying to kill you. Very few exceptions.

Number 139: Always bring with you a red laser detergent in area with abundance of Hecklers

140: If you've reached the top of the Leptys... your gonna have a bad time.

Hoodlum1 wrote:140: If you've reached the top of the Leptys... your gonna have a bad time.

*you're

RayFan9876 wrote:

Hoodlum1 wrote:140: If you've reached the top of the Leptys... your gonna have a bad time.

*you're

FuckinG DAMMITT haha

Tip 141: Don't go into houses (and never go to mansions) of people you don't know. You could easily get killed.

Tip 142: Seeing big ships on the sky isn't good omen.

Tip 144: Be careful when you snore. You could accidentally start a massive war.
Tip 145: Even though the Teensies are the "gatekeepers", you should not rely on their shortcuts.

Tip 146: Big frogs have many faces.

Hoodlum1 wrote:Rule 103: Say no to excessive amounts of treasure, it may cause drastic weight gain

Haha

You bumped a month old topic just to say haha? Ok...
Since this topic has now been revived, could someone perhaps compile everything into one post?

Survivor's Instinct Tip 147: To avoid getting shot in the back, do not spend an eternity compiling lists of various sorts. Instead, make a mental note of everything and trust your brain will work with you here.
Gravedigger's Two Cents 148: Do not listen to survivors. They always die in the end.

149 your body can be quite usefull with floating fist if you don,t have them then be resosefull most enamise will tip for a women

darkkitty wrote:filp for a women

Saywhat now? O-o

Goldseeker's 150th truth: If you find yourself wasting time collecting shiny pretty things, don't worry - the afterlife rewards you with another shot in the mortal world, granted that you have enough shines to pay.

The Heart of the World knows a hundred and fifty things and one: Energy is vital; clunky, rusty robots and ferocious fiery flame-breathers know it alike. So if you're low, trust in tow: Red Lums find you attractive, you know.

151 do not rape the nymphs unless you want to die ray ray will make you pay pay for shure thats why ti 150 is so helpfull