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So perhaps the ssssssssssam statue was to try and fool his family?

My totally serious and not edgelordy headcanon is that Ssssam drowned himself in the marshes cause no-one went back to see him after Rayman 2...they didn't even invite him to Rayman's funeral. Razoff just happened upon his corpse and called dibs. After all he's totally a fraud and a bumbler, couldn't even fend off Begoniax and she wasn't even trying to attack him.

(But seriously, poor Ssssam, he gets no love)

If I were razoff I would’ve just let Begoniax come at me

In one version of Rayman 2 (I forget which) Ssssam does his melodramatic "you'll visit me again sometime, won't you?" while shedding a single tear EVERY time you complete his level. You can visit him everyday and he'll never be satisfied. Clearly someone offed him because they couldn't put up with being guilt-tripped any longer.

It must have been you or Greengoop then in that case. This is why we can’t be friends.

Master wrote: Sat Oct 05, 2024 5:16 pm (But seriously, poor Ssssam, he gets no love)

See that’s one reason why I would be ok living in the swamps in the Glade! So he wouldn’t be lonely!

I’ve never revisited sssssssssssßßßßşșśšßßsßsssamngh (can this be his new canon name? ) before. I don’t feel guilty anymore now that I know he’s a massive attention seeker

Hugo wrote: Sat Oct 05, 2024 6:33 pm In one version of Rayman 2 (I forget which) Ssssam does his melodramatic "you'll visit me again sometime, won't you?" while shedding a single tear EVERY time you complete his level. You can visit him everyday and he'll never be satisfied. Clearly someone offed him because they couldn't put up with being guilt-tripped any longer.

That would be the PC version. I've done that quite a few times, usually when I come back after visiting the Cave of Bad Dreams (even though you technically don't have to)…

PluMGMK wrote: Sat Oct 05, 2024 7:58 pm

Hugo wrote: Sat Oct 05, 2024 6:33 pm In one version of Rayman 2 (I forget which) Ssssam does his melodramatic "you'll visit me again sometime, won't you?" while shedding a single tear EVERY time you complete his level. You can visit him everyday and he'll never be satisfied. Clearly someone offed him because they couldn't put up with being guilt-tripped any longer.

That would be the PC version. I've done that quite a few times, usually when I come back after visiting the Cave of Bad Dreams (even though you technically don't have to)…

I have too, in fact! Given that his only neighbor in the marshes is Jano, figure he could use the company.

What about the piranhas and zombie chickens?

PluMGMK wrote: Sat Oct 05, 2024 7:58 pm

Hugo wrote: Sat Oct 05, 2024 6:33 pm In one version of Rayman 2 (I forget which) Ssssam does his melodramatic "you'll visit me again sometime, won't you?" while shedding a single tear EVERY time you complete his level. You can visit him everyday and he'll never be satisfied. Clearly someone offed him because they couldn't put up with being guilt-tripped any longer.

That would be the PC version. I've done that quite a few times, usually when I come back after visiting the Cave of Bad Dreams (even though you technically don't have to)…

You know thinking about it, I’m tempted to try this at some point in every version to see if he actually says it.

I'd like to live in the city that is in the background of Jibberish Jungle.

It looks like a nice city, but I wouldn’t live there due to jungle conditions. Maybe if it was in Mystical Pique I would.

No I don’t think I need singing/chanting/whatever those voices are doing to be in my head while I’m snoozing there

I’ll go somewhere quiet.

I’m sure you’d love Fiesta De Los Potatoes!

As my profile says, I would like to live in the castles of Teensies In Trouble; they just look so cool! If Castle Rock is anything to go by, their rock concerts make the place even cooler! Sure, the dragons and Bandit Lividstones might be a problem, but I could deal with them. I've cleaned tougher clocks in the Glade!

I thought the castle ramparts were the outside bits with all the wood?

If I were to live in any area in the Glade, I'd go for the Rayman 3 incarnation of LotLD, it's a very peaceful place and it's near the coast too.

It quite reminds me of the Scottish highlands there (and the mountains in Ireland/Wales/Cumbria for that matter)

if i was in the glade... i would be Raymans wife/husband, and we would live in a cute little cabin!!

But, but your location says Rayman's hammock....