Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

[Birds858]

It’s explain in the scene between Globox and the White Lum in Rayman 2.

How i can access the secret zone in Rayman 5 ?

[Steo]

You just put the secret DLC CD into the CD drive on your iPhone zXK.

If Globox is a lover not a fighter, why is he so slap happy in Rayman Origins?

[The Jonster]

Because he loves slapping people. That's not fighting, that's having fun!

What is a Rayman Garden? Is it a garden with Rayman-themed topiary?

[Birds858]

Rayman Garden is a secret zone from Rayman 4 that you unlock after fighting Dan Backslide.

What happens to Clark after his fight with Thanos in Rayman 6 ?

[The Jonster]

He uh kidnaps the girl and her phone leaves the voicemail of
“New number, who dis?”

So if I give Globox plum juice, will be smack me with his Kung-Foot?

[Steo]

Maybe if you're playing Rayman Legends Definitive Edition with Rayman 3 DLC or something.

Why is Rayman actually so happy in UbiArt games?

[Birds858]

I think it’s explained in Globox vs The Space Ninja, but sadly, the game is no longer canon.

Is Globox 3: Episode 1 canon to the MCU (Michel Ancel Cinematic Universe) ?

[The Jonster]

It's canon to the Sanctuary of The Jonster series.

Why do we have to take the Longest Shortcut to the ship? Couldn't we just go the normal way?

[Steo]

No because just no

Why did they decide to change the Grolgoth battle on PS1?

[Birds858]

It’s because Rayman 2 on PS1 is canon to the Sanctuary of The Jonster Universe and not the MCU one.

Why the Robo-Pirates are still in the Glades of Dreams in Rayman 3 on GBA ?

[The Jonster]

Because Razorbeard rebuilt them after he escaped.

When creatures die, like Robo-Pirates, why don't blue lums fly out of them?

[Steo]

Because they simply do not want to

When is The Bog Of Murk being implemented in Rayman 1 & 2?

[Aaron]

It's not, but I mean, Marshes of Awakening is a swamp, so there.

What is Globox's first name?

[Steo]

L.E.D. (Light Emitting Diode)

Why does Rayman not get another cartoon?

[The Jonster]

Because Globox wasn't in the first one, which resulted in the first getting only 4 episodes because it wasn't so great.

Why is Rayman's hair so cool when he uses it to fly/hover?

[Aaron]

Because he himself is cool.

Why is the wall run power so cool?

[The Jonster]

Because you can run up walls unlike some games where you just kick a wall to gain height.

Why are Red Wizards orange instead of red?

[Steo]

Because the devs were colourblind

Why is Rayman 1 not on PS4?

[The Jonster]

Because the PS4 sucks! The PS3 is better!

Remind you of anyone?

Why can’t Rayman 3 be on the PS1 classic?

[Steo]

Because it's not the PS2 classic.

Why do people cheat on the speed challenges for Diamond Cups?