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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:03 am
by Dark Lum Lord
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I wish I hadn't typed the prior backwards.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:03 am
by Bradandez
Everything you do is now backwards except typing.
I wish there was a Rayman Legends Collector's Edition.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:07 am
by Master
There is, it's so special, everyone falls before it.
I wish I wasn't getting these foot cramps.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:16 am
by Bradandez
Granted! You know have a knife through your foot! That'll stop those nasty foot cramps.
I wish I had a chimney.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:24 am
by Master
So you do, but now creepy beings garbed in red crawl down with nefarious purpose thanks to that chimney.
I wish the holidays began already.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:27 am
by Bradandez
They have since November. You're late to the party, Master.
I wish Master was at the Holiday Party.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:31 am
by Master
So he does, but he falls asleep watching ASMR videos.
I wish I knew why I'm doing that.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:59 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; you have no knowledge of anything else.
I wish I wasn't thirsty so often.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:47 am
by MisterDark'sFanClub
Granted. All water tastes like ash in your mouth.
I wish I had a great.singing voice.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:17 am
by Master
So you do, but you can't stop.
I wish I wasn't being lazy at the moment.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:23 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
You have a sudden surge of energy, but afterwards you're lazy for life.
I wish I wasn't so nostalgic.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:30 pm
by Master
You aren't, in fact, you forget everything about the past.
I wish I had batteries for my mouse.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:32 pm
by Bradandez
You stuff batteries in mice.
I wish I had more games for my 3DS.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:35 pm
by Master
You get every single 3DS game, problem is, your 3DS is crushed by the weight of them all.
I wish for a Metroid.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:41 pm
by Bradandez
Granted! It's stuck on your head!
I wish I had Metroid on my head.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:44 pm
by Master
So you do, hope you have the Ice Beam!
I wish for a Chozo Battle Suit.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:46 pm
by Bradandez
It's in Woman size.
I wish I had yellow snow on my lawn.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:48 pm
by Master
So you do, but it melts into poisonous fumes.
I wish I tidied things up.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:14 am
by Reese Riverson
Now your room is so clean, you have to clean the rest of the house.
I wish you would clean my house.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:17 am
by Master
So I do, but I charge quite a bit.
I wish I didn't feel so laid back.