You know you suck at Rayman when...

[El Dango]

...El Dango has a sane moment.

...El Dango takes over the world.

Lac-Mac has to save the world from EL Dango.

...Globox becomes El Dango.

...Holy Crap takes over the world.
...El Dango blows the Heart of the World up.
...Fat_Mario swallows Globox.

Okay, let me see if i get this right:
I have a sane moment, which makes me able to take over the world. I do so. Then Lac-Mac has to save the world from me. Then Globox somehow becomes me, and then there's two of me. But then, Holy Crap takes over the world, which makes me mad. So i blow up the Heart of the World. And then Fat_Mario swallows Globox, who is me?

[stan423321]

To make another copy of you the only one.

Ykys@R when Rayman becomes werolfised.
Rayman Unleashed. Do you imagine this?

[CheatCat]

...The snowland in rayman 3 burn up.
...The plumjuice drink Globox.
...You give 10 magicians to the thing.
...You need 100 lives to get an extra thing.
...The cages break down Rayman.
...Ly remove Raymans powers.

[stan423321]

...Rayman removes Ly's powers.

[Spyrodifusion]

...Ly drains Rayman's powers.
...Eddy removes Ly's outline.
...You get raped in the ass by Mr.Dark.

[Acarr]

@ Dango: LOL XD

...you get confused

[MLII]

...El Dango has a sane moment.

...El Dango takes over the world.

Lac-Mac has to save the world from EL Dango.

...Globox becomes El Dango.

...Holy Crap takes over the world.
...El Dango blows the Heart of the World up.
...Fat_Mario swallows Globox.

Okay, let me see if i get this right:
I have a sane moment, which makes me able to take over the world. I do so. Then Lac-Mac has to save the world from me. Then Globox somehow becomes me, and then there's two of me. But then, Holy Crap takes over the world, which makes me mad. So i blow up the Heart of the World. And then Fat_Mario swallows Globox, who is me?

...you ROFL at this post. (I SO suck at Rayman...)

[Rulez]

...I pwn Rayman.

[CheatCat]

...Rayman pwn himself.
...You need 4 Polukuses to awake the mask.
...Teenies put down Rayman in the space instead of open the portal.
...You begin to scream when you meet Jano.
...Jano pwn Polokus.
...Murpfy pwn Polokus.

[MLII]

...you say "kawaii" everytime you see Rayman.

...you get emotional at the end of R2.

My frind Poppy's idea:

...you run after Flips with a fly swatter.

My response:

Flips runs after you with a fly swatter.

[Spyrodifusion]

...Mylifeisinsane drains Betilla's powers.
...Ed pwns Murfy.
...El Dango swallows Rayman.
...Stromboli appears on the screen.

[MLII]

...Spyrodifusion Pwn's Murfy.

...Betina developes a crush on Lac-Mac.

...Betina developes a crush on El Dango.

...Then follows a Lac-Mac/Betina/El Dango love triangle.

[El Dango]

...you have to include me all the time.

[MLII]

...You don't include El Dango.

[stan423321]

...you include Stan.

[Rulez]

...you include everyone.
...you don't include everyone.

[hugocool]

...When i'm better than you!

[Rsandee]

^ Is playing with him/herself

...When you think you can eat the candy in candy chateau

[CheatCat]

...You think you can eat the candy in the Jungle.
...The yellow lums turns to black one.
...The plums turns to black lums.
...Ly give Rayman a black lum.
...Globox turns to a black lum.
...Raymans hands rusts when he get golden fist.

[Spyrodifusion]

...Cheatcat sucks your blood.
...You think Ly is a pickel.
...Rayman is gay with Spyro,Crash,Thomas, and Spongy.
...You think Globox is a blimphead.
...Xenon blows the Fairy Glade up.
...Betilla starts melting.
...Holy Crap appears in the Hall of Doors.
...The manual burns up.
...DJ Tiësto beats the shit out of Rayman.
...Electoons get moldy.