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I have never drank whiskey.

I have never crossed the road While being drunk.

I have never been drunk.

I have never been trapped in a Washing Machine.

I have never been either but I had a dream as a kid that my uncle that died threw me into one because he used to always pretend to throw me into the washing machine

Dreams are weird. He also climbed in after me. As if there's that much room

I have never been whipped with jumper cables.

I have never held a packaged condom.

I have never seen The Bog Of Murk in real life.

I have never thought there was a stairway to hell, I mean wall in the sanctuary of stone and fire.

I have never been smashed by a giant truck in District 65.

I HAVE never thought of Rayman as a man, no, a vegetable, no, a thingamajig.

I have never ran up and down the stairs 100 times in a row for no reason.

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Steo wrote:I have never ran up and down the stairs 100 times in a row for no reason.

I have never done that either, and I never will.

I have never been in absolute 0 environment.

I have never tried to breathe into a working vacuum cleaner's nozzle.

I have never stuck my eyeballs to a CRT TV screen.

I have never used a F.L.U.D.D.

I have never broke a window on my own house.

I have never spinner to save the world.

I have never stood there holding an electric fence.

I have never held an electric buzz baton.