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Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:42 am
by Holy Crap

Where did that come from?
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:45 am
by Shawn
.....he must be using Viagra.

Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:15 pm
by spiraldoor
My version of Rayman's past:
The Magician was married to Betilla. Betilla met a guy called Mr Dark and had an affair with him. Polokus came to Betilla in a dream and told her what she was doing was wrong. She stopped the affair. She later found out that she was pregnant from Dark. She pretended to the Magician that he was the father. She had the child and called him Rayman. Polokus had tried to stop his creation, so he was not a creation of Polokus. That is why he is unique. As Rayman grew up, Mr Dark gradually became more and more evil. Dark, after finding out about Rayman's existence, kidnapped his son Rayman, and flew off with him. Betilla and the Magician flew after him. As they chased him, they flew over the Sea of Lums. They had a stand-off. Dark revealed to the Magician that Dark was Rayman's father. The Magician was furious and sent a violent and powerful spell at Mr Dark, catching him off-guard. Dark dropped Rayman and Rayman fell into the sea. Dark fled. The Magician and Betilla go home, thinking Rayman dead. They end their marriage because of her cheating years ago. Rayman actually survived and was found by fishermen, washed up on a beach. He had lost his memory when the spell the Magician used on Mr Dark hit him, too. The fishermen felt responsible for Rayman and built him a small hut on the beach. A lot of people were gossiping about the mysterious man that was found on the beach. Word reached Betilla and the Magician. They decide it's best not to contact Rayman and tell him the truth about his past. That changed when, years later, Mr Dark returned and stole the Protoon. The Magician and Betilla, knowing that Rayman is the son of Dark, know that Rayman is the only one who could ever defeat him. The Magician contacts Rayman and tells him about the Protoon and the Electoons and Dark's evil, and tells him to free the electoons, and bring back the Great Protoon from its mysterious kidnapper. Rayman agrees. Betilla(who he doesn't know is his mother) gives him powers to help him in his quest to defeat Mr Dark(who he doesn't know is his father). Betilla and the Magician did not tell Rayman of his parentage. Mr Dark saw his son Rayman as a failure, and did not hesitate to try and kill him. But Rayman defeated Mr Dark, recovered the Protoon and saved the day. All was peaceful. That is, until the Robo-Pirates came. But that is a story for another day...
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:56 pm
by Shawn
spiraldoor wrote:My version of Rayman's past:
Betilla met a guy called Mr Dark and had an affair with him.
Well, who could blame her?

Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:00 pm
by Acarr
I always thought Polokus created him so he couldn't have parents. This theory seems the most believable
But in Rayman DS it mentions that Rayman was the only thing that Polokus didn't dream up...
I have a theory that Rayman is a combined entity. Have you noticed in Rayman 1 that when he dies, he splits into Electoons which shoot up though the top of the screen?
Thats what I thought...although I now think the "planet gave birth to him" lol
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:03 pm
by Xenon
But in Rayman DS it mentions that Rayman was the only thing that Polokus didn't dream up...
Well... Even with that said, I still don't think Rayman would have parents. There's been no mention of them at all, and I can't imagine what they'd look like.
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:36 pm
by Cairnie
If he did they'd look a bit like the musician and his wife.
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:50 am
by Kelvin12
Xenon09 wrote:But in Rayman DS it mentions that Rayman was the only thing that Polokus didn't dream up...
Well... Even with that said, I still don't think Rayman would have parents. There's been no mention of them at all, and I can't imagine what they'd look like.
I'd wish they'd look like how Countess Razoff did them:

EXCELLENCE IS PROVEN.
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:48 am
by Xenon
Hehe, that's cool.
The father looks a Razorbeard-Dark-Rayman hybrid.. XD
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:33 am
by Cairnie
LOL hair piercing. I bet that was back in the days even everyone thought Rayman's hair was a pair of ears. I remember that story as well as TRP86's Rayman Evolution one.
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:03 pm
by FAB
It really pisses me off when people think that Rayman had ears when they are accualy his hair.
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:30 pm
by spiraldoor
Yeah, look at FAB's sig! How could that be ears?
Rayman probably has internal ears, like reptiles.
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:01 pm
by FAB
Hehe, i suppose it was a good thing to put that image there. I got it from some RZ member's ave.
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:17 pm
by Kelvin12
Xenon09 wrote:Hehe, that's cool.
The father looks a Razorbeard-Dark-Rayman hybrid.. XD
Yet the mom looks like a total slut.

Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:27 pm
by Hunchman801
Kelvin12 wrote:Yet the mom looks like a total slut.

Full blown hoe to be precise.
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:10 pm
by spiraldoor
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:11 pm
by Hunchman801
Only artworks suggest that ^^
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:08 am
by FAB
I don't think Rayman and Ly should be together.
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:24 am
by Holy Crap
Why?
Re: Rayman himself
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:36 am
by FAB
Ly's taller than Rayman. I don't like it when a male likes a taller female (expect in Walle pherhaps). Anyway, i'd rather that some people are in love with Ray, but he isn't. Eg:
Pink Baby Globox: Hello, pretty boy!

Rayman: Get lost!
