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Because he has rosacea so his skin also turns pink. To hide this he transforms himself into a Teensie

Why does Globox cheat on his wife with a cardboard cutout?

Because his wife was pregnant and he wasn't getting any

What the hell is a big nosed bush?

It's a bush that grows Rayman-shaped eggplants

What is the difference between the Land of the Livid Deads of Rayman 3 and Rayman Origins?

One has a score.

What is it with Globox, like how is he so awesome?

It’s because he’s great and the people who love him are also great to varying degrees.

How does Ly and Betilla levitate?

I feel like the obvious answer would be “a steady stream of farts”, but I’m going to cite Canon[TM] and say it’s Dem Majix.

How come Lums are still around in Rayman Origins, despite the fact that in Rayman 3 the Heart of the World was shown completely intact?

Because the lore was exploded into 1000 pieces just like the heart of the world

Why does Rayman Legends use a purple Lum in a completely different manner to the other games?

I guess they wanted the purple lum to be more useful than it's ever been.

Why are blue lums replaced by air bubbles in Rayman Revolution?

Purple Lums in Legends are worth 2 Lums by the way is all, I'm not sure that's more useful than being used to reach high places

Because they were playing Sonic when they made the game.

Why does everyone say Raymesis is evil like bad Rayman when he's a playable hero?

Because the Magician secretly used the powers he got from Mr. Dark to attempt to turn Rayman and Globox evil, however instead he accidentally gave birth to 2 evil-looking look-alikes, Raymesis and Glombrox.

Why is the Globox child with a bow called Bimbette? Is her head full of air?

You're just twisted for even thinking of that definition, she's a baby girl.

Where did Uglette go after Rayman 2?

Uglette went on a journey across the glade to buy some plum seeds only to get stuck when a platform was too high for her to jump to.

Why didn't Globox just use his rain dance to get out of his jail cell in the canopy?

Because he had no self confidence without Rayman around.

How come Globox has so many kids?

Because Globox's species have fat bellies which hold lots and lots of babies.

Why didn't the magician appear in other games apart from Rayman 1 and Origins (and Legends if he is in that game)?

Because he was secretly working on becoming evil using the magic in Mr. Dark's lair between R1 and Origins.

Can Rayman play the accordion?

Of course, he's even better at it because he doesn't have limbs.

What's a Rubi anyway?

A misspelling of Ruby.

Judging by the fact that the Yellow Lum count goes down to 999 when Razorbeard eats one of them, where did the 1000th Lum come from?

It came from Mars and it somehow ended up in The Bog Of Murk, but then they realised it was the wrong game, so the Hoodlums sent it over to the Robo Pirates.

Why isn't Rayman be the best darts player in the world, since he'd be able to just reach the board straight from the oche?

Because a special Laser-Washing Powder has to be invented by the fans so that he can throw them.

Is Globox good at playing the trumpet or trombone?

He's so good he can play both of them at once.

Where do the Knaaren get their cough syrup at?