You know you suck at Rayman when...

[stan423321]

...you die while receiving post containing R4.

[blacklumbob]

...you ignore the hoodoo and focus on killing the hoodlum being protected
...you die on the shoe chase
...you get killed by garden gnome
...rayman plays basketbal with his body and throws it down so hard it bounces back and hit rayman on the face killing him
...you get confused on the main menu
...you cant find the start button
...you fail to get your footing on murphy's "parachute jump" and die

[Spyrodifusion]

...Mylifeisinsane drinks plumjuice.
...Spyro throws a plum at you.
...Mandark destroys the world.
...Hoodcom assassinates globox.
...Stan423321 breaths fire on you.
...El Dango sucks your penuis.
...Mack runs over Ly by accident.
...The world is invaded by Sligs from Oddworld.
...Shawn tries too...I dunno, throws you in the Kanker pit.
...Acarr takes away your eternal organs.
...Danny Antounnici appears on the screen.
...Blacklumbob drains all of your blood levels.
...Xenon is acting dead fücking serious.

[stan423321]

...Stan inhales Rayman and grabs his fists.

[MLII]

...Mylifeisinsane drinks plumjuice.

Wheee *hic* <staggers around drunkly>

...You think Flips is a butterfly.
...Spyro gets you drunk.
...You create the Razorbeard Fan Club.
...you create the Louis Walsh fan club.

[CheatCat]

...you join the "Save the Knaarens" foundation.

[MLII]

...You join the Save The Globoxes foundation.

...you introduce Andre to wine.

[El Dango]

...El Dango sucks your penuis.

You have a death wish?

[MLII]

Yes he does.

...when you make stupis sexual comments about El Dango (Kidding XD)

[El Dango]

I agree there.

...you confuse lums with plums.

[MLII]

Like... Lum Juice? Or silver plums?

...you play with Rayman's hair.

[WIIgeek]

... when you see a drunk globox wearing a wig, painting himself pink, eating tons of spike balls, turning on the radio and doing the caramelldansen.
... when Rayman eats a rabbid
... when the WII version of RRR 1 are better then the DS and GBA versions
... when rayman turns into a emo
... when you think you see rayman in the movie "Clerks"
... when murfy beats the game before you
... when GLOBOX beats the game before you
... you walk into the flames when fighting mr. dark
...think that when your health goes red, your about to get a upgrade
... when you fail at doing the russian dance at the end of the level
... you thiink teensies are the bad guys.

[MLII]

... when you see a drunk globox wearing a wig, painting himself pink, eating tons of spike balls, turning on the radio and doing the caramelldansen.

X'D

...when you try to write a Time Warp Trio/RRR crossover.

[Serza5]

...Rayman does a crossover with Dance Dance Revolution....actually that would be awesome xD

[MLII]

...there is a Rayman musical.

[WIIgeek]

... when you discover rayman is limb less
... when you think you see a movie called amiracan Plum
... when rayman gives globox a silver lum
... when rayman goes Donkey Kong
... when Globox is donky kong
... when globox dances again
... when you make crap loads of rayman sex jokes
... when you perfer manray over rayman
... when you think a kitty is rayman
... when you think rayman is a kitty
... when you think teensies are kittys
... when you think globox is a kitty
... when you make tons of kitty jokes
... when you have 15 reasons why you suck at rayman
... when globox gives rayman his hands through the "other opening"

[MLII]

... when you make crap loads of rayman sex jokes

Agreed.

...you think Murfy is a kitty.
..you think Ly is a kitty.
...Rayman gets trapped in a jar.
...you can't think of anymore You Know You Suck At Rayman When things.

[Rsandee]

...when your wiigeek

[MLII]

..when you make mean, unnecessary comments about new users.

[Rsandee]

...When you reply to a bad comment