Rayman Pirate-Community

Nein, < ist Britisch und nicht kennt kein Deutsch (offentsichtlich!) The German forums didn't exist when < was last active.

<Has been a bit quiet on here for a few days

< saw a beeeg spider trying to get in the fridge door and, in <'s terror, sprayed the poor thing with Dettol < could only imagine the terrible burns those chemicals caused the little guy. In the end < put it out of its misery. TORTURER MURDERER

Last Saturday, < saw a spider bungee down not five centimeters in front of <'s eyes. < decided to get out of its way to not accidentally cut its lifeline to the ceiling - a good few meters further up. Poor guy only has five legs for some reason anyway. :/

< loves spiders.

< knows, right? Spiders are amazing. Eyth eat bugs and don't afraid of anything. It's really sad that as a culture we have such paranoia about these little bungie cartoon friends, < includes <'s self in that.

< was amazed by the tiniest spider in his web one time as < passed. It agressively raised its arms at < two or three times, as if to try and take < on. The balls on that little thing! < found the whole ordeal quite amusing and imagined telling it to try and not challenge anything that's about two thousand times its own size in the future if it knew what was good for him.

< is not squeamish about anything really, and hates other people's dislike for slimy/brittle creatures like insects, arachnids and molluscs. < has a fucked up sense of empathy (I don't seem to care if people die for some reason), but still hates sadist fucks who find shits and giggles in stepping on baby frogs and slugs, < saw both these happen at <'s school last month by some ignorant 12 year olds...

Apologies for the coarse language, by the way.

< has had way too many close encounters with spiders to list. < always seems to stop just short of a spider attaching itself to <'s face.

<Loves the fact that spiders hate flies as much as < does

< once saw a spider dragging along a wasp more than twice its size! Needless to say < cheered the spider on.

< figured out what is happening with MEGA thanks to one article:
https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130 ... oads.shtml

< thinks that is very interesting. < wonders where would be the best site to upload files too then. < is quite happy with copy, though.

< can't wait to get a couple of new speakers in to give them a try.

< is preemptively asking anyone who knows anything about Tyrolean cuisine their tips for Spinatknödel and might as well include the RPC crooood in that.
HOW DOES < MAKE SEXY SPINACH DUMPLINGS? DOES < FRY AT THE END FOR CRISPINESS? CHEESE MIXED IN OR PLOPPED IN THE CENTRE? HARD OR SOFT CHEESE? BUTTER OR OIL FOR DRIZZLING?

< is drawing.

< wants to be this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OXjB3-MUcs

<'s just been strolling around the forums, not knowing what to post

< is also drawing (Rayman from the PAL R3 cover)

Is < the only one hyped for Just Cause 3!?

beebo44 wrote:Is < the only one hyped for Just Cause 3!?

< Is still playing through Just Cause 2 on <'s PC so < is looking pretty forward to it as long as the microtransactions rumor isn't true.