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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:15 am
by Reese Riverson
Your words remain unspoiled, but your food is spoiled.

I wish you still will enjoy the food.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:18 am
by Master
I do, but it's not so good for the stomach.

I wish I didn't have this weird nose.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:18 am
by Reese Riverson
Now you have a large nose.

I wish you don't leak snot.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:38 am
by Bradandez
He doesn't but that doesn't apply to mucus.

I wish there was a whale in the middle of the road.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:00 am
by SegaNintendoUbisoft
Wish granted, you crash into the whale and die.

I wish to be funny.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:27 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Everyone does of laughter.

I wish for good grades in each class.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:58 pm
by Reese Riverson
Now all your grades are well behaved, Fs, Cs, Ds,...


I wish for the forum issues to go away.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:17 pm
by Master
They do, but then the servers go all metroid on us and self destruct.

I wish we had a Xeon.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:20 pm
by Reese Riverson
Now we have ten!

I wish we can put them to good use.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:24 pm
by Master
We do, but in the process, we create something so powerful, that it spontaneously combusts.

I wish we could solve that.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:54 pm
by Reese Riverson
We can, with water!

I wish water won't short out the chips.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:08 pm
by Master
It doesn't, but by defying the laws of physics, the whole universe goes wibbly wobbly.

I wish I had a take out.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:23 am
by Bradandez
Congrats! You own a taco shack on a deserted island.

I wish a fridge fell from the sky.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:28 am
by Skaarj
well,Indiana Jones will come out of it though
i wish i had my own cacodemon,so i could follow my dreams(reference to one of my old posts on off topic)

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:59 am
by OCG
Sure, if your dream is your own destruction.

I wish for Pac-Man in new SSB.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:56 am
by Reese Riverson
Pac-Man only shows up as a trophy.

I wish for the new SSB to be out, already.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:02 am
by sonicbrawler182
Granted, but it's buggy as hell.

I wish to have all 5 of my video game crushes be reeeeeeeal. :V

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:03 am
by Reese Riverson
Now you have five dates!

I wish you will choose only one of the five.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:13 am
by sonicbrawler182
Granted, but you have to take care of the other four. ;)

I wish I could have the Soundholic Armour.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:23 am
by Bradandez
Granted! It's heavy as fuuuuuuck.

I wish for a billion dollars.