Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:01 pm**

Because they're looking to make you write bad checks or stick bamboo under your nails and that's very scary.

Do people from Northern Ireland really call it "Rayman Tea"?

Posted: **Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:14 pm**

Probably

Is rayman comunist?

Posted: **Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:58 pm**

We all know he is because if he wasn't one, he wouldn't wear a red bandana/hoodie.

Why did Globox think he opened the doors in the Longest Shortcut?

Posted: **Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:02 pm**

Because hes stupid

Why does rayman origins 3ds exist?

Posted: **Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:48 pm**

Because people must like really low framerates and bad quality textures.

Why was Rayman 3 rated 3+ but the censored HD version is 7+?

Posted: **Thu Mar 28, 2019 3:36 pm**

Because back in the day, ppl werent sensetive to anything

Is the fairy glade secretly hong kong?

Posted: **Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:22 pm**

Everyone here speaks a language i don't understand, so yeah, maybe !

Do Globox appear in the film <<Rain man>> ?

Posted: **Fri Mar 29, 2019 7:45 pm**

It actually gets it's name from the rain dance, so Globox does make an appearance.

Why does The Walking Shell neigh like a horse?

Posted: **Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:38 pm**

Because raymans gonna ride till he cant no more

Is batilla secreatly a cowboi

Posted: **Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:02 am**

The odds of that are so slim that it's Slim Shady.

How much bogs would a bog swamp swamp if a bog swamp could swamp bogs?

Posted: **Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:16 am**

I don't know, but get out of my swamp !!!

Do the Razorbeard's Flying ship works with Diesel or Electrecity ?

Posted: **Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:28 am**

No with esential oils

How high is rayman

Posted: **Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:08 am**

Are there any "hair-creatures" in Rayman?

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2019 6:37 am**

High above the clouds, StelzenBomber.

And no, that story is bunk ofc. Seriously.

Can other people get high on plum juice like Globox?

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2019 7:12 am**

It's more drunk than high and yes look at me.

Will plum juice make anybody a great swimmer?

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:34 am**

If drowning counts,then yes

Which combat fatique makes rayman go sicko mode

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:18 am**

The Vortex, because it's literally the color of... you know...

What else does plum juice give you besides fins?

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:23 am**

Herpes

Why can rayman sometimes not use his helicopter infinetly,

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2019 12:05 pm**

Because he got a haircut.

Why are there so many Lums in Ubiart games?

Posted: **Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:47 pm**

Just ripoff lums,not the real deal

Whos a robot

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)