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Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:15 pm
by Jewish Candy
You must have a crappy hob. It rarely takes < much longer than 7. To ease the heat-induced pain, run the freshly boiled eggs under cold water.
< prefers poached eggs, < is a master of egg poaching
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:17 pm
by MrBadGuy
< would like to point out that boiling is boiling, regardless of hob quality
< does the cold water thing but it's still a pain
< can make a turkey sanjw in a minute, < wants the equivalent, but no meat
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:21 pm
by Jewish Candy
MrBadGuy wrote:sanjw
lol if < had a sense of humour < could come up with something funny pointing that out
Hob quality can affect how long it take to
get to boiling.
How long does it take to cook a turkey? That's right, longer than 15 fucking minutes. Hypocrite!
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:23 pm
by MrBadGuy
< never boils a turkey
< uses an aga anyway, < has found them quicker than the gas and electric cookers < has used elsewhere
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:26 pm
by Imco
< likes turkey
< is working on a Spirit tracks remix
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:26 pm
by Jewish Candy
MrBadGuy wrote:< never boils a turkey
< uses an aga anyway, < has found them quicker than the gas and electric cookers < has used elsewhere
Oh. An
Aaagaaa. Well excuse < being all up in your upper-middle class wealthy country biz, guess < should go back to pleb town where < belongs
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:31 pm
by MrBadGuy
perhaps ^ would prefer if < refused to use the aga because of <'s political beliefs. < should buy a separate electric cooker!
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:31 pm
by Shrooblord
<'s grandma has an aga and previously she was the only person < knew that uses one.
^^ reminded < of an e-mail <'s father sent around when prompted for a Christmas shopping list:
ONIONS
GARLIC
QUORN CHICKEN FILLETS
QUORN MINCE
QUORN SAUSAGES (NOT CUMBERLAND SPECIALS THEY ARE HORRIBLE)
QUORN CHICKEN SLICES (ON BREAD)
QUORN BACON
ONIONS
PUFF PASTY (little bits of stuff for the guests)
BROCOLI
CAULIFLOWER
RED GRAPES
OLIVE OIL
OREGANO
THYME
ROSEMARY
SAGE
BLACK PEPPER
ONIONS
GARLIC
ONIONS
GARLIC
POTATOES
CARROTS
TOMATOES
TOMATO PASTA SAUCE
YEAST (fresh if possible)
PLAIN FLOUR
RED LEICESTER
WHITE LEICESTER
PINK LEICESTER
BLUE LEICESTER
MOZZARELLA (THE CHEAPEST KIND IS OFTEN ‘BEST’ FOR COOKING)
ONIONS
CHEDDAR
SPROUTS
CHICKEN / TURKEY FOR XMAS
BAKING PAPER
TIN FOIL
LARGER (STELLA?)
CIDER (STELLA CIDER POP USED TO GET IS NICE)
ORANGE JUICE
YOGURT (GREEK STYKE)
YOGURT (FRUIT)
MILK
PINEAPPLE
ONIONS
BISTO?
COFFEE
ENGLISH TEA
SPUDS
SPAGHETTI
RICE
MUSHROOMS
AUBERGINE
GRAND PANO PARMESAN CHEESE(PIECE NOT READY GRATED)
GARLIC
DOUBLE CREAM
SPINACH (WASHED - 2 KG)
LASAGNE - MAYBE SHOULD GET FRESH
ONIONS
RUCOLA - ROCKET
ICEBERG SALAD
TOILET ROLL
KITCHEN ROLL (ONION TASTE)
CRISPS (CHEESE AND ONION FLAVOURED)
ONIONS
GARLIC
LEEKS
BELL PEPPERS
GINGER
BLUEBERRIES
STRAWBERRIES
for the sweet toothed:
1000 TOFFEE STEAM PUDDINGS
1000 STRAWBERRY STEAM PUDDINGS
CUSTARD (GARLIC FLAVOURED)
ICE CREAM
SWEET ONIONS
and for the 2nd day….
< found it hilarious. <'s dad has a great sense of humour. If you disagree, you can--
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:42 pm
by Jewish Candy
< hopes ^'s dad was being entirely serious
^^ is a terrible comrade. If we make use of the system, then we are complicit in it.
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:46 pm
by Shrooblord
<'s dad doesn't joke about his garlic or onions.
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:46 pm
by MrBadGuy
But < is able to oppose the system without being active about it, that's where < falls, < isn't organising any rallies and < isn't refusing aga use
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:47 pm
by Shrooblord
< got ninja'd, which makes <'s previous post somewhat dubiously edited.
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:48 pm
by MrBadGuy
< is quick like a cat, and also tongue hooks
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:50 pm
by Shrooblord
Yes but can ^ walk on walls like a spider
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:51 pm
by MrBadGuy
No, < can only do that during the first half of each hour
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:55 pm
by Jewish Candy
< wrote an incredibly stirring post on brotherhood and the lich of capitalism with one hand. But then < was ninja'd multiple times.
Would ^ be like Venom, if ^ is spider-powered and also a Bad Guy?
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:55 pm
by MrBadGuy
< isn't a bad guy, where did ^ get that from?!
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:57 pm
by Jewish Candy
<'s bad, < misread your name GoodGirl
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:05 pm
by Imco
Jewish Candy wrote:<'s bad, < misread your name GoodGirl
<'s pretty sure he misspelled Bat guy
Re: The You Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:06 pm
by Jewish Candy
Ah, < should have realised, what with him being the night and all