Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:12 am**

You get a billion spore dollars, they don't have a high exchange rate.

I wish I could get up.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:02 pm**

Now you get up off the sofa, and lay onto the bed.

I wish you weren't lazy.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:15 pm**

I am not, I'm just biding my time.

I wish I did get rid of the belt though.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:18 pm**

Now your car you practice in is beltless, leaving the battery to be uncharged, A/C to not work and stuff.

I wish you are happy with your decision.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:21 pm**

I am very happy, but I can't drive it.

I wish I could drive it.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:22 pm**

You become infused with it so you can drive it.

I wish you could go fast!

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:24 pm**

I go very fast now, but too fast that I disappear.

I wish I could materialise.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:26 pm**

Now you materialized into a TV set.

I wish there was something good on.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:28 pm**

There is, but it's next week.

I wish that I had some socks.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:48 pm**

Now you have socks that are as tall as you!

I wish they keep you warm.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:57 pm**

They keep me warm, and...thoroughly entrenched.

I wish I could have some snazzy shoes.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:36 pm**

Now you have snazzy clown shoes.

I wish you were a clown.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:52 pm**

I am, but the insane type.

I wish I were a Time Lord.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:06 pm**

Now you control time which looses control!

I wish you fix this.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:08 pm**

So I do, time is no longer loose, but it still loses control.

I wish my num lock wasn't on.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:10 pm**

Now it's off, forever.

I wish you were not having to be called upon by family to do household work.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:44 pm**

So it happens, but I get overrun by College Work instead.

I wish knew who Johnny was.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:45 pm**

You found out that Johnny was your girlfriend.

I wish you would explain why.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:48 pm**

I can't, Johnny's an insane lass.

I wish to know why that gun screams.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:59 pm**

It screams because you sat on it.

I wish you were nicer.

Corrupt a wish!