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Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:51 pm
by PluMGMK
Granted but all your clothes disappear.
I wish I owned Opera Software ASA.
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:13 am
by Sabertooth
Granted but you diiiieee
I wish this forum had more chortles
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:18 am
by PluMGMK
Granted but the number of useless messages rises 1000-fold.
I wish spambot accounts were deleted.
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:49 am
by Sabertooth
Granted but so is Hunchman's.
I wish I could own a Canadian.
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:56 am
by PluMGMK
Granted but it's RayFan.
I wish I had a bigger monitor.
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:29 am
by Sabertooth
Granted but it gets bigger every day.
I wish they would make Knuckles' Chaotix 2.
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:31 am
by PluMGMK
Granted but it's rubbish.
I wrote:I wish the English RZ was still purple.
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:43 am
by Sabertooth
Granted but all the text is pink.
Why does the Irate Gamer suck?
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:20 am
by Rayman9930
Because granted it does. I wish spam never exists!
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:23 am
by Sabertooth
Granted, but you get banned.
I wish Superman was my best friend.
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:58 pm
by Rayman9930
Granted, but you are kidnapped and destroyed by Lex Luther before you meet Superman.
I wish I had a decision maker.
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:19 pm
by PluMGMK
Granted, but the decisions it makes get you thrown in jail.
I wish all verbs were regular.
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:53 pm
by Sabertooth
Granted, but you can no longer use them.
I wish I had good taste in movies.
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:12 am
by Rayman9930
Granted but you don't know which juicy one to pick first.
I wish it was vice versa.
Sabertooth1000000000 wrote:
I wish I had good taste in movies.
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:31 am
by Sabertooth
Granted but they all suck.
I wish Hitler had been killed by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:00 pm
by Rayman9930
Granted, but the universe freezes up.
I wish that didn't happen!
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:07 pm
by Hunchman801
Granted but you keep repeating the same thing again and again... oh wait, that's already the case
Rayman9930 wrote:Granted, but you find out its gone. I wish that didn't happen.
Rayman9930 wrote:Granted, Hunch is overrun with requests, the server crashes!! I wish that didn't happen.
Rayman9930 wrote:Granted, but the universe freezes up.
I wish that didn't happen!
I wish 9930 made some efforts to post decent messages
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:19 pm
by PluMGMK
Granted, but they're so long that they have to be deleted.
I wish that the YouTube HTML5 player would work in browsers other than Chrome.
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:41 pm
by Sabertooth
Granted, but it no longer works in Chrome.
I wish I could post smilies without feeling extreme guilt.
Re: The wishing and granting game
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:47 am
by PluMGMK
Granted, but words now pain you so much that you can't bring yourself to post them any more.
I wish I could move my computers somewhere other than the kitchen table. (True story)