The You Game!

[DesLife]

He'll never make it
If Plum made a concerted effort < reckons he would easily get there within the week. Des on the other hand... this time next year?

Nah, at <'s current rate it should only take about 4 months.

[Jewish Candy]

< hopes you quickly find full employment then in order to prove < right

[DesLife]

Well the soonest would be mid-March. < will be enjoying well deserved vacations before that.

[MrBadGuy]

< suggests ^ move to london, the land of employment

[Jewish Candy]

And exorbitant cost of living, < recommends it highly

What's this mid-march op you got?

[PluMGMK]

< is being challenged. < may accept, though is probably too tired to start right now.

[Jewish Candy]

Ey, 300 posts spread out over a week, < is sure ^ can come up with some sexy strats for that. But no preshah~

[PluMGMK]

< says it's more like 200 posts actually.

[Jewish Candy]

...
Well then it's back to the corner for <

[PluMGMK]

< wonders which corner that is.

[MrBadGuy]

Don't resort to binge eating, corners aren't the answer, although the strawberry ones are goooood

[Jewish Candy]

< can quittem any time < likes

In any case, Plum, < almost managed ~150 posts in 3.5 hours with a shoddy internet connection and bad planning, 200 over a week is perfectly doable for someone with your wit and brains if spaced out properly.

[Master]

< remembers the days < and Hoody went with all cylinders blazing on posts.

[MrBadGuy]

< only has one cylinder

[Jewish Candy]

UGGGH FUCK IT'S SO FUCKING HOT IN <'S ROOM GOD WINTER WAS INVENTED FOR A FUCKING REASON

[MrBadGuy]

< tells ^ to stop thinking about <'s cylinder, that should cool things down

[Imco]

<'s room was too hot as well, so < turned off the heater.
< is going to go to bed now.
< wishes everybody a very good night, and congratulates MrBadGuy on his 4729th post, that's quite a remarkable job!

[Jewish Candy]

Goodnight and thanks for the advice!

^^'s esophagus does nothing for <

[MrBadGuy]

but.... but.... how could < swallow without it?

[Jewish Candy]

That has no bearing on <'s sexual interests