Corrupt a wish!

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:01 pm

So I am, but I'm so nice, that everyone runs in fear.

I wish to have a laser.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:02 pm

Now a laser is built into your eye!

I wish I knew how powerful it was.

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:05 pm

So you do, err...sorry about the gaping hole in your shoulder.

I wish that could be fixed.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:06 pm

It has, but at the cost of your shoulder having a hole.

I wish you didn't hurt from it, though.

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:11 pm

It's just a flesh wound, seriously.

I wish I wasn't hounded by issues.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:14 pm

Now you are hounded with praises.

I wish you are pleased with that one.

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:21 pm

I am very pleased, but people run out of breath.

I wish I wasn't so popular.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:22 pm

Now you are only slightly less popular.

I wish you are not going to throw another fit.

technology4617 · Post by **technology4617** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:22 pm

He doesn't, but then goes mad from holding his angst in.

I wish I had this monitor.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:23 pm

Now you have a pair of studio monitor speakers.

I wish you have good music.

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:26 pm

I have supreme music, but at extreme frequencies.

I wish I had supervision.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:27 pm

Sure, you have an adult at all times.

I wish for a field trip to HELL.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:28 pm

Now you are in fiery hell.

I wish you arn't blinded by it.

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:29 pm

He isn't, but he is burned.

I wish to have some antiburn.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:36 pm

Now you have some ointment.

I wish you use the ointment wisely.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:38 pm

Master eats it.

I wish to jump off a cliff.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:38 pm

You jump off a 1 foot tall cliff.

I wish that satisfies you.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:41 pm

It doesn't.

I wish I fell off a 2 foot cliff.

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:43 pm

So you do, but it was made of two feet, so it's not that high at all.

I wish I had no cramps in my feet.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:44 pm

Now your legs cramp.

I wish they didn't cramp.

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