Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:01 pm**

So I am, but I'm so nice, that everyone runs in fear.

I wish to have a laser.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:02 pm**

Now a laser is built into your eye!

I wish I knew how powerful it was.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:05 pm**

So you do, err...sorry about the gaping hole in your shoulder.

I wish that could be fixed.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:06 pm**

It has, but at the cost of your shoulder having a hole.

I wish you didn't hurt from it, though.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:11 pm**

It's just a flesh wound, seriously.

I wish I wasn't hounded by issues.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:14 pm**

Now you are hounded with praises.

I wish you are pleased with that one.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:21 pm**

I am very pleased, but people run out of breath.

I wish I wasn't so popular.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:22 pm**

Now you are only slightly less popular.

I wish you are not going to throw another fit.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:22 pm**

He doesn't, but then goes mad from holding his angst in.

I wish I had this monitor.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:23 pm**

Now you have a pair of studio monitor speakers.

I wish you have good music.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:26 pm**

I have supreme music, but at extreme frequencies.

I wish I had supervision.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:27 pm**

Sure, you have an adult at all times.

I wish for a field trip to HELL.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:28 pm**

Now you are in fiery hell.

I wish you arn't blinded by it.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:29 pm**

He isn't, but he is burned.

I wish to have some antiburn.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:36 pm**

Now you have some ointment.

I wish you use the ointment wisely.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:38 pm**

Master eats it.

I wish to jump off a cliff.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:38 pm**

You jump off a 1 foot tall cliff.

I wish that satisfies you.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:41 pm**

It doesn't.

I wish I fell off a 2 foot cliff.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:43 pm**

So you do, but it was made of two feet, so it's not that high at all.

I wish I had no cramps in my feet.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:44 pm**

Now your legs cramp.

I wish they didn't cramp.

Corrupt a wish!