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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:45 am
by Steo
What the duck!

Why was Globox craving strawberries?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:59 am
by Eparcyl
Because he is a transgender who inseminated a fly by his mouth.

Why Reflux's french voice sounds like he smoked too much garbage?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:06 am
by Steo
Because he's buying cheap duty free smokes and smoking the ganja too much.

Why is the voice acting on the PS1 version of Rayman 2 so crappy?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:58 am
by Eparcyl
Because the doublings have been done while taking a LSD trip.

Why Raving Rabbids looks like junkie retards from Amsterdam?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:01 am
by Steo
Because Ubisoft forced Ancel to put them in the game when everyone wanted Rayman 4.

Why was Begoniax so kinky?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:45 pm
by StelzenBomber
Because kiks

Why is rayman so dummy thicc

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:12 pm
by Indy
...Because he's a vegetable.

Would Henchman 1000's mustache come off if I pull them?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:54 pm
by StelzenBomber
Nope

Why is globox a boibox

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:35 pm
by The Jonster
Because he's great like me!

Why is Globox my two favouiree colours combned?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:38 pm
by StelzenBomber
Because the white is arteficial and comes from [redacted]

Why is rayman not a man

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:40 pm
by The Jonster
Because he's a thingamajig....something blablabla

Can Globox rain in Dallas today?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:43 pm
by StelzenBomber
No, only in swizerland

Rayman has a (redacted) right?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:31 pm
by Indy
No. And he probably doesn't need it.

Do you guys think Henchman 1000 flirts with monsters that speak his language, but they also understand him as well?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:58 pm
by StelzenBomber
Noone understands thst guy

If rayman doesnt have a redacted, then is he a girl?
But his name is rayMAN

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:21 pm
by Aaron
Yes of course!

Why is Globox just a glowing box?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:22 pm
by The Jonster
He glows before he does his rain dance.

What is Raythingamajig?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:27 pm
by StelzenBomber
Mr bean dancing to mr boombastic

Do they call rayman Mr. Boombastic?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:29 pm
by The Jonster
No they call him Respectful Rsyamn.

Where did the term Great Globox come from?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:36 pm
by StelzenBomber
Snakes dummy thicc ass cheeks

Who is rayman on a spiritual level

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 1:37 pm
by Indy
The Stupid Mamas from Yo Mama

If Rayman 2 were to get a HD remaster, would it be considered as another 'pointless port?