Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1. I̳̭̼̠'ͬm̄̃͑͆ ̼͓͉̱̜̀ͣͨͤͮ͐ͅdro͕̺̻̘̜̫͍̿̒̓̌̔̓̆p̰̅pͧ̓̔in̹̙̻̺̗͒ͪ͂̔͒g͙̳͔͋̂̃ i͋ͤͮͪ̂̈́́t̮̠̼̙͕̽͌̓̎̍̈́ͅ.̫̮͎ͫ̓͛ ̯͔̦̝̤͊̓͊̔́ͮͅṪ͆h̑͂̂̈i̥͍̪̣̣̰͉ͧͤ̊͐ͣ͂̚s͇̝̞̲̦̫͈͑ͧͧ̽̈́̑̈́ ͈̩͇̥̫̍̇ͮͦ̚iͭs̐̂ͪͩ̀͐ ̘̺̯̜́̈́͊ͯtͧͧ̀ͣ͋̌he͛̑̉ͪͣ͛ ̃e̼̥͓̿ͬ̔nͫ́͛̒ͧd͖̿ ̚f͎̣̳̩̗͚͎o̽̀̇͐ͩͦ̚r̯͈̺̙̗̪͕ ̩̩̻̳ͅͅy̒̑͗̈́̽̽̄o͉͚̼̫ͯ̈́͛̈ū̘̼͉̣ͮ̐̚,̦̙̺̟̻ ̞̫̬͐̑̚D̖͋r̜̙̼̥̙̜͉ͥ͂̓͆͊̊̅i̝͕̹̣͉f̥̌̌ͅt̘̘̟͔̳̣̩̅̓ͮͤ̽̽̏m̭̠̠͚̟̯̔̿̓̇ͬͦỏ̌̍̿̔͆̚ǒ̮̯͚ͭ̏͋ͅn͉̦̲̭̤̮̠!̻͖̒̇ ̮̻Boẃ̤͖͍͈̝̺ͣͤ̓̿̚ b͓̪͖eͥf̗̻̰̭͌̀̿̔o̞̯̞̭̅̊͐͆r̖̥̤̫̮ͅe̽͂͋ ̽ͮ͒̽̓͊t͚̝̣͙͎̭͎̋ͧ̒̋̾ͤ̿h̟̩̟͓ͮ͑ͩ̈e͔͍̯ ̲̘͇͙̲̙ͬ̇̃ͬͫ͐m͕̪̠͎̥͔i̬͆g͙̼͛ͯh̺͓̿ͫ͛ͅṱ͖̖̇ͮͨý̖͚̑ ͕̣J͈̼̣̭̙̱l͛͛̌ͩͯ̈́f̪͔͕͍̙̉̄ͤ̈̏k̪̼̰̱̳̣̹̐͌ͬ̎̊̓̈́s̆̐j͇̯̯̠͌̉́̈̌ͅl͕̻͇̰̦̯̂̉ͬ́̍ͫ̇ͅf̋l̼̯̭.

[LoveMetal]

The IP starts melting in the core. The spammer is no longer a threat.

After a long and complicated quest, the forums are finally safe, congratulations!

Number of decisions made by players (not counting fights):
Harpic fraîcheur 123
Greeness 2
Hunchman801 1

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Oï I'm the first baby!

1.

[Hunchman801]

You forgot to undo your hard-coded edits to both the player and the boss' HP, that was way too easy for Harpic.

[The Jonster]

Noooo the adventures over!

I wanted a piece of the action too.
Next time I guess

[LoveMetal]

You forgot to undo your hard-coded edits to both the player and the boss' HP, that was way too easy for Harpic.

Oh fuck.

Noooo the adventures over!

I wanted a piece of the action too.
Next time I guess

What a shame.

[Steo]

I missed everything else too. I spent the entirety of RD clicking the top notifications meaning about 90% of my posts were probably in The You Game

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1000 tings for the member who will make the most of the decisions!

Shouldn't I be sent those 1000 Tings, also?

[LoveMetal]

Done, now you have 1.200.000+.

[PluMGMK]

I know I already said it privately, but I should also publicly apologize for the mix-up that caused me to spam the first few pages of this topic.

[Greengoop]

Maybe we could revive this topic even though RD is over? (Probably better so, it’d be chaotic here on RD)

Done, now you have 1.200.000+.

How’d he even get that many?

[LoveMetal]

Maybe we could revive this topic even though RD is over? (Probably better so, it’d be chaotic here on RD)

Hey that would be a cool idea. I found back the source code of the bot. It's made in an old language which automates a headless Internet Explorer instance so it'll likely need a rewrite!
And Humnch would need to whitelist the bot with all the new Cloudflare protections.

How’d he even get that many?

He is one of the mysteries of this community.

[Greengoop]

I’d assume he just got a lot from record day, and he also seemed to have had a lot of friends on the Pirate Community

[Hunchman801]

And Humnch would need to whitelist the bot with all the new Cloudflare protections.

I can do that easily, but rewriting it from scratch sounds like a little more work.

[Greengoop]

Good luck on that hunch! Notify me when its ready

[Hunchman801]

Sure, I'll let you know when Lovy lets me know that it's done.