Rayman Pirate-Community

...in Plum, Soviet Russia eats Rayman's World.

You know you suck at Rayman when...
- You instantly die when the game starts
- You get hurt when you shouldn't (e.g. Standing in a grassy plain with no-one else and then you somehow get hurt)
- Lums move away from you
- You lose all of your powers half-way through the game

... In the prison ship, Rockets ride YOU!!! (well not really)

...Rayman falls off the stage in RRR dance levels.

...When the rabbids use telekinesis to make Rayman smash on roof and then down to the stage in RRR dance levels.

You know you suck at Rayman when...
[*]A plum defeats Globox.
[*]You fall down and die in the woods.
[*]Hoodcom eats a plum.
[*]You rape Ly in the ass.

You know you suck at Rayman when...
*You want Super Mario Galaxy TV Party
*You want Rabbid Age 3: Dawn of the Crappy Party Games
*You want Rayman Raving Rabbids: Party Boat
*You want Spyro Raving Rabbids

Sabertooth1000000000 wrote: *You want Rabbid Age 3: Dawn of the Crappy Party Games

XD <ish now dead>

...Rayman runs crying from the Ubisoft HQ cus they put him in a stupid party game.
...In Soviet Russia, plum throws Rayman at wall to reach unreachable ledges.

...you want Ubisoft superstars tennis
...you want mario 3: koopa havoc
...you want sonic 2: the great escape

You suck at Rayman WHEN...
[*]You want The Legend of Rayman: A New Beginning.
[*]You want Rayman X1
[*]You want Rayman X2
[*]You want Rayman X3
[*]You want Rayman X4
[*]You want Rayman X5
[*]You want Rayman X6
[*]You want Spyro 2: The Great Escape
[*]You want Spyro M/Arena
[*]You want Spyro 3: Darkrealm Havoc
[*]You want Ed, Edd, & Eddy Team Racing
[*]You want Ray Raider
[*]You want Ray Raider 2: Starring Rayman Kroft
[*]You want Ray Raider 3: Adventures of Rayman Kroft
[*]You want Ray Raider 4: The Last Revalation
[*]You want Ray Raider 5: Chronicles
[*]A Jawbreaker defeats you.

... When you want Super mario 64: The great escape

That was so eptic! xD
...You think Rayman 1 is in 3D.
...You think Rayman 2 is in 2D.
...You think Rayman 3 is in 4D.
...You want Rayman Coaster Tycoon.
...You want Rayman: The evil mirror.

When Rayman chops his neck off.

When you try to play Rayman on an printer.

When you play as the worst creation ever: THE RAY-BID

When the plum are using you to drive on lava..

When Rayman gets killed by an Anitoon.
When Rayman gets killed by a statue of an Anitoon.
When Rayman gets killed by a dead Anitoon.
When Rayman gets killed by an Anitoon...but Rayman has invincibility.
When Charlie the Unicorn kills you.
When Charlie the Unicorn steals your kidney.

An antitoon eat you, Globox and Clark for dinner.
Rayman gets killed by statue of a dead Anitoon!
An antitoon says "PAWNAGE" and you die.
A plum use you to throw on poles (ouch!).
A barrel throw you on a robo-pirate and you explodes.

...you get killed by sonic from sonic and the secret rings
...you get killed by a mushroom
...you activate the helicopter and fly into the sun
...RRR is so fustrating you end up shouting extremely rude words and destroying your computer
...you drink plum juice
...plum juice drinks globox
...plum juice drinks reflux
...plum juice drinks serza5
...plum juice drinks david beckham
...plum juice drinks plum juice
...eggman turns rayman into a rayhog
...murphy turns blue
...murphy flies into the sun
...reflux accidently smashes the secter
...globox invokes the power of the leptys
...murphy invokes the power of the letpys
...rayman invokes the power of the leptys
...the leptys invokes the power of rayman
...rayman gets Ebola
...rayman gets trench foot
...rayman gets killed by a tree
...you eat rayman for dinner.

...When Cartman comes out of nowhere and farts
...When George Bush comes out of nowhere and finds you stupid
...When a Red skinned Rabbid comes out of nowhere with a Green skin
...When you're lordi and you STILL lose a fight with a Rabbid (Lordi forever!!!)
...When you just plain suck