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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 1:57 pm
by AdamSkelecoot
Only if it was released exclusively on the Ouya.
Why is Andre?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 1:41 am
by Indy
Because Andre
Do ogres dream about onions?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:31 pm
by #Rubber mark#
Yes, but their dreams become reality.
Is the Rayman series ogre?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 9:02 pm
by Steo
Only if you're playing Ramone Teh Gaem.
Why is Globox blue? (This was asked before, but not in 14 years.)
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:28 pm
by Indy
He's blue because he's a fan of the infamous Eiffel 65 song "I'm Blue"
Why can't the Rayman characters who get captured just use guns to defend themselves?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:46 pm
by StelzenBomber
Because they arent american
Why can rayman speak in rayman 3 but not in origins
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2020 11:03 pm
by The Jonster
He does speak, just in a totally different language in origins.
Why is Globox obsessed with fruit?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2020 12:49 am
by Steo
It's mainly plum juice because he likes to get drunk.
Why does Globox want Strawberries?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:00 pm
by Gordswitch
Because he’s pregnant
Question: Why doesn’t The Magician just use his technology to start a tour business and charge Glade residence ridiculous prices? it’s a far more effective way to spread evil.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:29 pm
by StelzenBomber
Because hes a piece of dumbass
How does rayman poop
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:19 pm
by Gordswitch
He doesn’t he just vomits instead
Why did Betilla stop dressing so modestly
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:27 pm
by PluMGMK
She didn't. Rayman 1 just takes place in Winter while Origins takes place in Summer.
Does Ly also have Winter and Summer outfits?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:48 pm
by StelzenBomber
No
Ly is just steak now
Is rayman conected to JoJo
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:27 pm
by Gordswitch
No but he does watch it on the weekends.
Why do Teensies like Disco?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:17 pm
by ZelenPixel
polokus when making the world just thought "lmao what if these funny nose people also just had a passion for dancing. every single one of them. wouldnt that be funny"
is globox REALLY an amphibian. he appears to have at least a few reptile traits like presumably being warm blooded (shows no signs of being more sluggish in the mystical pique, same for the red wizards) and whatever the scales in the 3d designs are supposed to be, and a few other things i forgot about. is my speculative biology loving brain going too nuts?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:22 pm
by Gordswitch
He’s actually a whole new class called a Bloatian
What does the food at Joe’s taste like?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 1:59 am
by Steo
It tastes electrifying ever since Rayman fixed the power.
Why does Globox get to have arms while Rayman doesn't?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 2:03 am
by Gordswitch
Because Rayman is better than him. Lacking limbs is a mark of superiority.
Question: Does Rayman smell?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:22 am
by The Jonster
No bc he uses fruit juice.
Why does Globox have amazing jazz hands?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:04 am
by StelzenBomber
Because he listend to persona 5
Why is rayman so smol