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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence into the heavens beyond.
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence into the heavens beyond. But then, everything changed when
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence into the heavens beyond. But then, everything changed when the UK
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence into the heavens beyond. But then, everything changed when the UK asked France
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The death of Chicken-men made me go ponder quantum vomitations, annihilating all matter and hope, disappointing Willmo, provoking little Jimmy Carrey to become Willmo's grandfather and regenerate fluffy lords from Belgium.
"Sir, sue the Jimmy!" - cried abbandonatamente as laughing ostriches tried to disembowel his children, creepy.
Willmo decided to nullify reality, tragically orphanising Batman when bitchies weren't looking, crying into kitchens. Hammers rocketed into Willmo's house so fast that Jimmy said heck to the government and dashed towards an infinite pool for drowning kittens, rescuing potatoes from powerhungry gerbils intent on stealing salad from Willmo! In fairness of the gerbils, the salad equipped a delicious spaghetti, refined by taste.
"What the delicious, luscious sandvich didn't get was how the salad was its father." explained Willmo.
"That is ridiculous, dear Willmo. You're a senile lunatic! The fact he was at Leaf Gardens upon his birth means the age of doom will cum"
"Wait, what!?"
"Nothing!"
Confused and upset, sandvich starts a cult to worship the Great Taco, angering Rayman Pirate Community, by destroying the harmonica machine of death.
Wilmo promised he would return to pay doughnuts, steroids, and delicious fetuses. Rayman anally masturbated to the most homosexual cooking shows that featured Tommy Wisseau and Shrek on a mission to Israel, where their recipe resurrected Adolf Hitler. Rayman was experiencing breast cancer while furiously kindapping his phone and complaining about his depressing tiny penis.
"Oh, why must my period occur during the solar eclipse?" Robots rise and invade the farm with Toyota cars and breakfast cooking grandmas. Disposable kittens attack the Timey Wimey doctor, Jim Carrey danced to the slick beat of Take That. The grandmas bopping heads to an enormous radish soup that smelled of cheese and feet, tragically Jim Carrey became Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn's dog, Bitch. Vince raped the corpse of a cabbage with Owen's vibrator and sandvich's omg hueg Xbox with the help of a jar of mayonnaise. This, in turn, caused gerbils to come from Nazi Germany and form a cult worshiping the corpse of the cabbage. They were off to find the Wizard of Spiderman Trading Cards. The gerbils had to sacrifice all their belongings related to Hitler and Angelina Jolie.
Meanwhile in Hitler's sex dungeon, Gabe Newell was picking his nose and encouraging his gorgeous boogers to join him in the war against Electronic Arts to regain the book of λ^3 and restore peace to Jim Carrey, the fanboy, and the souffle. No eggs and all ham makes Jimmy a dull boy, whose lawyers caused Osama Bin Laden's mother to violently beat a chair into a coma that one can only leave if blessed by the almighty Twerk Jesus.
Hitler entered his sex dungeon and finds twelve year old girls violently sorting his taxes. "Gabe, I need you to release your collection of grandmas upon the dildo of Justice!"
"FUCK YOU!" shouts Gabe.
"Sorry, no homo", Hitler murmured in Gabe's ear mockingly.
Gabe forces his army of kookaburras and fanboys of steampunk to sing a song of piracy in order to save the torrent that can save Jim Carrey from the cuisine apocalypse. Suddenly, Willmo committed suicide and his dead buddy was haunting the twelve year old girls. He went to hell. In hell he fucked all the shit up while satan anally raped sadists. Satan laughed hysterically as it was time for an adventure in the remote Land of Ooo. Finn and Jake joined the Taliban, who had promised them loot and infinite amounts of olive oil. They had candy too, which Finn had eaten while having sex on Adsolution's naked body. Unfortunately Jake walked in and a shitstorm proceeded.
"Whoa man, hold the fuck what the Hell is is going on! Who is this and why is he stealing our candy? Is he defecating on a Christmas sweater as he vaginally plays the banjo?"
Conquering Rare proves to be a most excellent choice. Hitler grabbed his hunting rifle and was hunting for Microsoft Jew gold.
"Gabe, I will always find ways to aggressively fuck Bill Gates with my grandma's knitting kit."
"Buying Rare will increase my chance of Banjo-Threeie, which will be about suicide and depression. It's also a city-simulator."
"Frankly, I don't give AIDS to my mother, nor donations to charity."
These words made Hitler viciously knit a sweater and cry about the existence of expired warranty for his toaster. Why didn't anyone understand Hitler's rotten onion rings? Hitler's small rake and tiny pony horse were the only beings to feed a pencil.
"If only Eggman was here to spice up my life with his encouraging stories, where he gentle sucks on dogs' claws while raping people's ears by screeching "Monkey ass" with a wrench."
Eggman was busy fondling Hitler's N64 controller and figured he should eat a lemon while Lemongrab touched Eggman's crystals, which made Eggman mad.
"What the flip ASSFUCK, begone with your shit, mortal. And don't claim it's unacceptable! Get a load of this!"
"You're simply jealous", sandvich said while Jake was forever traumatized causing Finn to fuck a tree. Adsolution thought he was hallucinating as he had seen Pirates from the Community hoarding Fish testicles.
"Jealous of what?" retorted Jake.
Finn whimpered because he was drunk and realized the tree was alive. He saw hate in the eyes of shit and Flame Princess. He had what alcoholics refer to as coocoo for coco hamsters, activating the harmonica machine of death once more. RPC members rejoiced!
"Ahem, would you kindly reset the universe? You are all complete imbeciles, you see", Hitler screamed whilst the request was fulfilled. However, Jake had suddenly appeared out of a portal and he punched Hitler in the rectum, but it was too late.

One reset later... at Shrek's swamp
"Donkey!"
Shrek had called his name sexually because he had big plans to take over the world. Donkey believed in him, and so he ate shit.
"Did you hear about Adolf and Jake's rough sexual experimentation?"
"But that never happened because Adolf did it with me."
Fionna was anally cooking a giant brown tart and Mama Luigi was forced to eat it through his nose.
"Gay sex is slightly better than fucking a brownie."
"Shut up and eat pingas with extra nitroglycerin so that Satan may fulfill his destiny of being America's Next Greatest Sexy Devil."
Eggman thinks that the fourth wall needs to be painted with green paint because Hitler's wife shat a turkey feast for midgets. Suddenly sandvich awoke in Russia with Jim Carrey, his rectum smelled of bacon and potatoes which made sandvich fart with joy and extreme pleasure. Sandvich leaned forward and bite Jim Carrey's nostril while spreading mayo everywhere. Tired, Jim decided to join the Spice Girls on an adventure to find the necronomicon.

Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence into the heavens beyond. But then, everything changed when the UK asked France to
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence into the heavens beyond. But then, everything changed when the UK asked France to annihilate pointless word walls
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence into the heavens beyond. But then, everything changed when the UK asked France to annihilate pointless word walls into the
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence into the heavens beyond. But then, everything changed when the UK asked France to annihilate pointless word walls into the depths of the
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence into the heavens beyond. But then, everything changed when the UK asked France to annihilate pointless word walls into the depths of the oceans that caused
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence into the heavens beyond. But then, everything changed when the UK asked France to annihilate pointless word walls into the depths of the oceans that caused idiotic motives
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence into the heavens beyond. But then, everything changed when the UK asked France to annihilate pointless word walls into the depths of the oceans that caused idiotic motives to happen to
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence into the heavens beyond. But then, everything changed when the UK asked France to annihilate pointless word walls into the depths of the oceans that caused idiotic motives to happen to imbeciles and weak minded
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence into the heavens beyond. But then, everything changed when the UK asked France to annihilate pointless word walls into the depths of the oceans that caused idiotic motives to happen to imbeciles and weak minded rabbits made of
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence into the heavens beyond. But then, everything changed when the UK asked France to annihilate pointless word walls into the depths of the oceans that caused idiotic motives to happen to imbeciles and weak minded rabbits made of pellets
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence into the heavens beyond. But then, everything changed when the UK asked France to annihilate pointless word walls into the depths of the oceans that caused idiotic motives to happen to imbeciles and weak minded rabbits made of pellets. From that point forward, any
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Chapter Two:
Revengeance sucks because it is a word bombed by so called like a fish loving in the moonlight. Makes sense. Another way Jim needed to find a great pair of evil ice creams, from Mars, in order to finally fulfill his dream of eating a hairy dick while listening to piano tunes played by a man named A Toilet. Jim lands on Mars where he finally meet the Ice Cream leaders. Mars was then invaded by Shrek! Because somebody did something a rocket full of gerbils arrived in the vaginal arsenal spaceship.
"Ahoy" says Captain Squeekems, "did you shit a cosmic?" questioned the gerbil captain. "He says no," A crew gerbil died because Shrek punched a platypus in the head and caused a shockwave and ate a sandwich's bun which killed the gerbil. Tragically, Shrek felt guilty and wept for the deceased gerbil. Comitting Sepukku that the donkey was the true murderer. The donkey was so scared to be caught, why he kind of smells like an ass? Jim Carrey decided rape is totally not okay but smoking is. Rape is OK for cooking a turkey. But something can pop outta the turkey, like for example A plastic. Or a book. No, a plastic book. And then Jim called Hitler, and asked that the word walls stop. Shrek became a god and distributed Pokemon release date, no-one looked at the previous sentence. Because of that, Hitler announced that to defeat the King of idiots from Katamari. They will need Ratchet and Clank, but is getting rid of tags so hard? Unless it was planned to spam nonsense, angering the god of The Big Gay Dance who has the power to dance very gay samba in front of Michael Jackson, King of twerk. Hitler and Stalin played a game called Lords of Shadow that's when innocents animals go to war for Great Justice. The rules are not to be an ass and shrekoning must be ritualistic by sacrificing lemons releasing their essence into the heavens beyond. But then, everything changed when the UK asked France to annihilate pointless word walls into the depths of the oceans that caused idiotic motives to happen to imbeciles and weak minded rabbits made of pellets. From that point forward, any sandwiches
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