The You Game!

[MrBadGuy]

That was shit

[Harpic fraîcheur]

That was shit

thoroughly
I have a best story :

The Dick Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, suck and DickMan went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and suck hit DickMan in his dick with a big dick iceball. It hurt a lot, but suck kissed it dick and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really dick snow man!" suck said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" DickMan said. "That would be more dick and politically correct."

"I know," suck said. "We can make a snow dick. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up dick and made a dick snow dick. suck put on a dick for the dick. The dick was almost as big as DickMan.

"It looks dick," suck said dick. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," DickMan said and held up a dick dick. "I found this dick." He put the dick onto the dick's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the dick, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl dick are everywhere!.

DickMan screamed dick and ran but the snow dick chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow dick dick him dick.

"Nobody does that to my little Dick Dick," suck screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow dick through the dick. It fell down and suck kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" DickMan said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The dick lay in the yard until a dick child picked it up and took it home.

[Ambidextroid]

That lacked crabs.
Let < tell a story that has a crab:

Once upon an every point in time there lived a crab. He was not a regular crab, but a temporal crab.
One day he decided, with his pan-dimensional think sponge, that he would build a bicycle out of trout.
He went to the seas of earth and he stuck out his tongue and all of the trout of the sea congregated around his big floppy tongue and crawled into his hard shelly mouth.
The crab went back to his building site and he used his telekinetic juices to form a bicycle out of the trout, but he didn't have enough. All that stood was a lonely wheel, a piece of frame and a seat.
Suddenly an old mechanical being made of bricks approached the crab, and introduced himself as Chimney.
Chimney asked the crab if he could purchase the unfinished bike, commenting on it's similarity to a unicycle.
The crab sold the unfinished trout bike to Chimney and Chimney went on his way into the jungle, Nebula Treeway.
The crab, who's name was Charles, by the way, was happy, and so was time, and so was Nebula Treeway, and so was Chimney.

The end.

[Imco]

But <'s rhymed

[Ambidextroid]

< thought yours was amazing.


Here's a video of < making a thermite reaction:



And also some science at the end

[Harpic fraîcheur]

< laughing, it isn't shit Imco.

[Imco]

< thought yours was amazing.


Here's a video of < making a thermite reaction:



And also some science at the end

THIS VIDEO IS PRIVATE

[Harpic fraîcheur]

< thought yours was amazing.


Here's a video of < making a thermite reaction:



And also some science at the end

THIS VIDEO IS PRIVATE

OMFG, WHAT HAVE YOU DOING AMBIDEXTROID?!!!

[Ambidextroid]

Can you not see it? < will fix it, hold on...

Edit:
What about now?

[Melody]

< is going to get a new copy of rayman probably today

[Ambidextroid]

< broke a mug and sliced <'s thumb on one of the shards
< got a plaster because it was dripping blood all over the carpet

[Bradandez]

< enjoyed all the crab stories, even though < didn't read any of them.
< can now sleep soundly and hopefully < won't hear the screams tonight.

[PluMGMK]

Ah, you gotta love when stuff melts!
< would like to add to the earlier discussion on optical drive noise that the Blu-Ray drive in <'s DVR, while attempting to read a scratched DVD, sounds remarkably like a floppy drive reading a damaged disk.

[NyaNyaLily]

< will now write a extremely low-quality crab story

there once was a crab named mister krabs who had crebs so he crossed the road to the doctors but dropped the soap on the middle of the road and a truck ****** him.

THE END

[Imco]

< is watching Into the Woods

[Adsolution]

< is watching Into the Woods

Good movie, < found everything about it to be enjoyable.

[MrBadGuy]

< is hanging on to consciousnessness

[PluMGMK]

< doesn't think there is anyone in the world who doesn't hate it!

[Fifo]

< doesn't think there is anyone in the world who doesn't hate it!

Look above your post. I’ve removed it

Here it is:

< hates that noise!

< has some floppy disks that are still readable!

[PluMGMK]

< wonders why you removed your post.
< has no idea if any of <'s floppies are still readable, < should probably throw out the ones that aren't…