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No more crab stories from <. Bradendez killed <'s crab story writing personality

A pity < was impressed by ^'s crab stories. Unfortunately BG is an experienced lyricist and now < THINKS IMCRAB IS SHIT AND BORING BY COMPARISON BLEGH

< thinks Bradandez is a monster.
< wonders if ^ can make a beard story.

Jewish Candy wrote:A pity < was impressed by ^'s crab stories. Unfortunately BG is an experienced lyricist and now < THINKS IMCRAB IS SHIT AND BORING BY COMPARISON BLEGH

< will go cry/die in a corner now

Don't do that, do the exact opposite instead

Here's a beard story/poem written by <:

I want a beard, I want it now,
I want a beard and I don't care how

Humch's trimmings, Deslife's pubes,
Terminal hair from all the dudes

Thread 'em and net 'em and sew 'em securely
Then apply 'em to face with some glue all demurely

My beard is stolen, my beard isn't mine,
My beard is a fake but it looks damn fine.

It's not very good...

< thinks it's enough for a dance:

< aspires to dance like Kirby.

< made another crab based limerick, this time per Harpic's request:

A crab, cooked in a dish
He'd made one final wish
His wish came true:
Out from the stew,
He jumped; reborn a fish.

< had a game / movie / random stuff night last night and < was back home around 5 am.
< slept a total of 5 hours last night, and < had to work this afternoon.
< can guarantee he is extremely fucking tired right now.
< would like to add that last night was good fun.

< has decided to take today off, <'s work has made progress, and < is confident < can see it through over the weekend. In the meantime, < had a nice cuppa' tea.

Ooh, lovely! < wonders how ^ is feeling healthwise, and if this week has been a better one.

Imco97 wrote:< had a game / movie / random stuff night last night and < was back home around 5 am.
< slept a total of 5 hours last night, and < had to work this afternoon.
< can guarantee he is extremely fucking tired right now.
< would like to add that last night was good fun.

While < is glad ^^ had such a good time, < is a little peeved that ^^ especially ignored <'s magnum opus.

<'s try to make an (un)succesfull crab story part 689
There once was a crab
But he was in a trap
So he tried to run away
But there was something on the way
It was a tree
Owned by a bee
The bee attacked the crab
And made him in to crap
It was a bad smell...
And it didn't look very well...
The End

Jewish Candy wrote:Ooh, lovely! < wonders how ^ is feeling healthwise, and if this week has been a better one.

Imco97 wrote:< had a game / movie / random stuff night last night and < was back home around 5 am.
< slept a total of 5 hours last night, and < had to work this afternoon.
< can guarantee he is extremely fucking tired right now.
< would like to add that last night was good fun.

While < is glad ^^ had such a good time, < is a little peeved that ^^ especially ignored <'s magnum opus.

< did read it! The combination of the alliteration and end rhyme was just a little too much for < to bear. < fainted when he tried to make a statement about thes cijommment and sthe vfe=essk slike its gonna hapoesjn againsdkjfnskldmflsdjkfdsgsdfgs

< liked CHRdutch's story. It made < rethink <'s life and how insignificant it is compared to the awes that go on in the outside world.

< Thanks ^ and ^^ but to < it is just some* random typed sh*t ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No. It was a masterpiece.

< is bored
< is going to make up some more limericks to soothe the bore

< wishes a good night to you all!
except if you're in a different time zone, go ahead and watch some Spongebob or something...

<'s body is telling him to go to sleep, but < doesn't want to

Imco97 wrote:No more crab stories from <. Bradendez killed <'s crab story writing personality

Hahahahahahahlolololololololol

< thinks your crab stories were terrible and < is glad you stop

Hahahahahahahahahahlololololololololololo

There lives a young man called Bradandez
"I want crab stories" is all he says
And when Imco replies
Bradandez simply lies
Calling all of his stories a shit-ridden mess.

< appreciates Imco's stories