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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 11:59 pm
by The Jonster
Because he's purple.
If Rayman's hair was strawberry blonde, why didn't Globox eat it?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 3:51 am
by Gordswitch
Because it reminds him of mustard covered strawberries and he hates those.
how do hoodmongers make rifles
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:33 am
by The Jonster
By using plum skins.
What is plum juice made out of?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 5:25 pm
by Gordswitch
Beer with purple food coloring
Why do Rabbids exist
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 5:42 pm
by StelzenBomber
Because cats was a thing
Is rayman the man behind the slaughter
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 5:55 pm
by Gordswitch
No he was framed
What happened to Rayman’s species
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:12 pm
by The Jonster
They disappeared into thin air.
What happened to Globox's family?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:21 pm
by Gordswitch
He killed them all in a drunken plum juice rage
Why does Murfy never open his teeth
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:25 pm
by The Jonster
His smile will kill people.
Why doesn't Globox smile enough?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:26 pm
by Gordswitch
He broke all his teeth while using his mouth to grab ledges
Why does Mr. Dark like candy
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:27 pm
by The Jonster
He has a secret sweet tooth.
Why isn't Rayman's hair red if he is a "strawberry" blonde?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:29 pm
by Gordswitch
It’s red near the bottom
Why do Sylkins love barbecue
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:32 pm
by StelzenBomber
Because they enjoy Goldenwind
How was rayman not given the death penalty
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:03 pm
by Gordswitch
They couldn’t hang him
How does Helena not freeze to death up in the mountains considering how little she wears
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:00 am
by Steo
Because she's just so hot.
Why does Poglox have a leave in his crotch area when Globox is already naked in the first place?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:10 am
by Gordswitch
Because Globox is stupid and assumed since Rayman is wearing a fig leaf, he should wear one too
How did Rayman take off his clothes? They look like they’re part of his body.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 9:44 am
by PluMGMK
Same way Globox swiped his shoes in the Rayman M opening.
How did a Baby Globox manage to fit the fourth mask inside themself?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:38 pm
by Steo
The same way Santa manages to fit all those presents in that one sack, or how other games let you have huge guns in your pockets.
Similar to the answer in the above message, how could Rayman throw his foot at the TV?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:13 pm
by Gordswitch
Magic
Why doesn’t Rayman just punch and kick the Rabbids
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:22 pm
by Elite Piranha
Because they're protected by Ubisoft.
Why did Polokus shave his beard?