Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sat Oct 26, 2013 12:56 am**

Nope. Almost everyone hates maths still.

I wish for a strange weapon.

Posted: **Sat Oct 26, 2013 12:59 am**

It turns out to be the Staff of Mathematics.

I wish to ascend into a simple conciousness.

Posted: **Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:12 am**

simplicity destroys all emotions except ignorant bliss, so you stop playing rayman

I want to wish upon a star.

Posted: **Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:55 am**

Pity then, that the star is collapsing into a black hole.

I wish to defeat the evil forces of the Decepticons.

Posted: **Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:40 pm**

Done. But Optimus Prime is killed in battle.

I wish for a ham sandwich.

Posted: **Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:44 pm**

Very well, just beware the meat, came from the cursed lord of pigs.

I wish that Optimus Prime went out like this in battle:

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2013 4:11 am**

He wasn't given a proper funeral.

I wish for a Tower of Hats.

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:13 am**

It didn't last long, black market salesman nicked 'em all.

I wish for milk.

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:26 am**

You get milk, but not from a cow.

I wish to steal the declaration of independence.

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:30 am**

Well, you have it, good luck escaping all the agents and army surrounding you.

I wish to have a bow-tie.

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:45 am**

You get it and it's for your head only.

I wish I had a snipper riffle.

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:48 am**

A snipper rifle? of course, here's a rifle that fires scissors, snip the enemy, I say!

I wish for soup.

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:50 am**

The soup is one degree colder than it should be.

I wish for a dollar and eighty-three cents.

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:51 am**

Hm, you get 'em, but they're counterfeit.

I wish to get out of bed.

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:52 am**

The bed gets you off by force. You now have a demon possessed bed.

I wish for the Bominomicon.

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:56 am**

You get it, but it runs off because no one knows what it is.

I wish for unlimited rice pudding.

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:59 am**

It has actual rice in the pudding.

I wish for the necronomicon then.

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:02 am**

You get it, but now you're trapped in a Rule 63 universe.

I wish for a fusion cannon.

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:03 am**

It needs a warrant to be used.

I wish for rain of Jarate.

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:06 am**

Sniper is very pleased, too pleased in fact...

I wish I had a 3DS.

Corrupt a wish!