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THEdragon wrote:

SegaNintendoUbisoft wrote:

Master wrote:While we're on Uglette, someone once had a headcanon that she divorced Globox, hence his behaviour in Rayman 3.

That could explain why Globox has been sleeping for a hundred years instead of taking care of his 650 kids.

Maybe Globox's children had already grown up to the point of being able to care for themselves

Poglox is Globox's son, all grown up, but Globox is ashamed of him because he flails his tiny Glute around the Glade.

What, why did almost the same post happen in two topics? I'm really confused, what just happened? o_0

The post is in this topic because that's where it belongs. The post is also in the other topic because it's a response to a post from that topic.

Oh, that makes sense. It sort of messed with my head there for a moment.

On the topic of rayman's past and globox...when does Globox Canonically meet Rayman? Is it like the origins trailer: shortly after rayman was born or did they meet after rayman 1? Make up theories my friends!

Hmm, I wanna say they met shortly after Rayman was born.

New headcanon: Origins Magician kidnapped Original Magician and took his place to easily gain lums for the machines he was building.

All the playable characters in Rayman Legends are actually criminals and their Lum Lock counter is actually their bail.

Bradandez wrote:All the playable characters in Rayman Legends are actually criminals and their Lum Lock counter is actually their bail.

Bahaha, that's a funny one.

You think so? I actually thought what they were arrested for.

TeensyRay and GlobTeen: Arrested for stalking Rayman and Globox
Poglox and Rayomz: Arrested for public nudity
Flaming Teensy: Arrested for starting fires
Raymesis and Glombrox: Arrested for causing havoc among the Glade
Teensy Queen: Arrested for harassing Rayman

Golly, that actually makes sense! Stalkers, nudists, an arson, vandals and a harasser...

Bradandez wrote:All the playable characters in Rayman Legends are actually criminals and their Lum Lock counter is actually their bail.

OH MY GOD,IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW!
The Golden Teensy is an evil guy.He put all the Teesnies in cages and when the good guys found out,they threw him in prison.After all the Teensies are saved,he was allowed to go away.

Screw it, I'm posting more!

Sir Rayelot: Arrested for small treason
Ray Plumber and Glob Plummer: Arrested for plagiarism
Raymolk, Globolk, and Teensy Hermit: Arrested for scamming inhabitants into thinking they were homeless
Ninja Teensy: Arrested for unknowingly harming his students

Golly, the Glade of Dreams is full of criminals!

THEdragon wrote:Golly, the Glade of Dreams is full of criminals!

Yeah Rayman is a kind of a bitch. And he's being a bad example for the people around him.

Red Globox is eating everyone's food.

Not to mention the first Grand Minimus was brought back from the grave. I'm pretty sure necromancy is frowned upon.

THEdragon wrote:Not to mention the first Grand Minimus was brought back from the grave. I'm pretty sure necromancy is frowned upon.

Rayman is Satan though.

Okay 2 more for now.

The First King: Arrested for being a disturbance.
Red Globox and Raybox: Arrested for taking illegal substances. (Spells)

EDIT: Ninja'd

Keane wrote:

THEdragon wrote:Not to mention the first Grand Minimus was brought back from the grave. I'm pretty sure necromancy is frowned upon.

Rayman is Satan though.

Raysatan in the hero, and The Valley is filled with limbless demon minions. Perfect sense!