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...you collect yellow lums. In PC Rayman 3.

...you can complete the game without ever getting hit once

When Ang the Moskito starts crying before you even touched it...

...and when you grab Moskito's Great Purple Spiky Fruit and throw it at Mr. Dark.

...when you complete the whole game by pressing one button.

You know you're good at Rayman when...

You can finish multiple levels in a row with the game going x4 as fast (or higher).

You can finish R3 without hands.

... Reflux is begging to become your personal ass-whiper, as long as you won't hurt him.

You know you're to good at Rayman when you enter The woods of light and you see Razorbeard crying under that bridge over the water.

You know you're too good at Rayman when...

- Mr. Dark doesn't transform/summon the boss combinations in the final battle and instead he disintegrates.

- You start a new game and everything is unlocked.

- You can carry Superpower cans (from Rayman 3) around with you, making their abilities last forever.

- The other characters save the world for you and all you have to do is watch. (this could be bad as well because you don't usually get anything for doing nothing)


EDIT: You know you're good at Rayman when you can't get hurt and don't die when you fall through the bottom of the screen, but you aren't using cheats!

...when you come crashing through candy cacheue with twin handguns, firing away, only to find you've stormed bowsers castle and rescued peach.

...you lock your fists to your body so Mr dark can't steal 'em

...you bitch-slap globox (with your feet) for taking your hands

...you bet the devil your soul in a Rayman M/Arena contest, for a solid gold copy of the game

...Razorbeard dresses the grolgoth in a tu-tu

crystal spiral...

...your name...

...is sort of like...

...my name!

But I was here first.

So...
its just a name

i use it when i make games

... In Axel's crystal palace, you running up without even tutch Axel, and getting the mask!

... you collect all 1000 lums, recreate Heart of the World and finally - put it into Razorbeard.

... Then Razorbeard falls into the floor, and drowning in the lava!

...dark rayman goes white with fear

hugocool wrote:... Then Razorbeard falls into the floor, and drowning in the lava!

...as the heart of the world...

...Rayman collapses with exhaustion and won't stand back up.

...you escape game and land in Menu Level.