Rayman Pirate-Community

*Edited this part out too*

Because I actually rented games not books.

Why haven't you drank 8 glasses of water today?

Fair enough.

I was drinking clear lemon-lime soda most of the day.

Why did you miss your doctors’ appointment?

*Talked about it privately and edited it was best to edit this part out*

Because you kept me awake all night.

Why did you multipost frequently?

Because I kept hitting submit so fast

Why didn’t you fix that hole in the wall?

I did, but I put my hand through it again over that nonsense

Why didn't you help me fix my Dreamcast?

Well I’m in America, not Ireland.

Why didn’t you clean your glasses?

The Jonster wrote: Sun Nov 18, 2018 4:37 pm Well I’m in America, not Ireland.

That's no excuse! With your videogame knowledge, you could have helped me online

Because I lost my lint free cloth.

Why haven't you got a logical explanation as to not helping me fix my consoles?

Because I don't have any experience in fixing things nor do I have such a vast amount of videogame knowledge

Why did you have a bad dream last night?

Because I had been playing Cave Of Bad Dreams

Why have you gone and deleted your save file?

Because i wanted to replay the game again! (Sorry about your save files though)

Why did you play a game if you didn't like it?

Because I heard it had nice ladies in it

Why didn't you finish your assignment?

Because i'm having problems implementing something on it.

Why did you run out of printing paper to print documents?

I edited out all of that stuff to avoid drama, even though that wasn't the intention. I took it privately and talked about it like we should have in the first place

Because Fifo used all the paper

Why have you changed the WiFi password?

Let's try this again...

So I can stay safe from any foreign intruders trying to use the wifi to connect.

Edit: Why didn’t you hang the stockings yet?

Because there's still a week left until Christmas, and who knows how long ago you edited the post to say that.

Why haven't you done any Christmas shopping yet?

Bumped for the sake of activity.

Because I Don't have any money to buy groceries.

Why can't you pay attention?

Because I have a disease called...uh...what was it again?

Why didn't you wake up on time?

There was no alarm clock and no one woke me up.


Why Didn't you clean your room?

Because I was out having lunch with a friend.

Why didn't you fix the strings on my guitar yet?

Because I didn't want to snap anymore of the strings.

Why aren't you washing the Windows?