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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:15 pm
by The Jonster
Rayman was created by Mr. Dark he just defeated Bad Rayman and took his place.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:18 pm
by Steo
Man Ray is named after Rayman actually, Rayman came out about 8 years in advance :P

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:21 pm
by The Jonster
Rayman is a strawberry-flavored eggplant.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:35 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
All plums will one day evolve into a clone of Rayman.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 5:05 pm
by The Jonster
Rayman can shoot Rays from his mouth

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 5:06 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman was practicing to master the Kamehameha, as proven by one of his attacks in Rayman Revolution.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 5:06 pm
by The Jonster
:lol:

Rayman was using bear traps to shock people.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 5:19 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
The Knaarens are fucking invincible because Nanomachines, Son ! They harden in response to physical trauma ! You can't hurt them, Jack !

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 5:33 pm
by Steo
Jumping over the Knaaren on GameCube is possible.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 5:43 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman won't appear in Smash because the amiibo would be impossible to make.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:05 pm
by Steo
Rayman can trip over skipping ropes even though he has no legs. Raving Rabbids logic.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:12 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
The Rabbids have logic !

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:15 pm
by Steo
The Rabbids noticed!

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:17 pm
by PluMGMK
Sergueï is actually Mary-Alice from Desperate Housewives in disguise.

(Just randomly remembering that some of the scenes with Rayman and Sergueï have music that reminded me of the Desperate Housewives theme.)

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:18 pm
by Alexinator
Rayman actually died in the explosion at the end of Rayman 2 and the Rayman that appeared with the walking stick was actually Dark Rayman disguised as Rayman.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:23 pm
by Steo
The villain always wins in Rayman so it's just like gambling.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:44 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Razorbeard went on a holiday on the beach after escaping the explosion.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:50 pm
by Steo
Saying I want the treasure really ends the game and you never fight Razorbeard.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:23 pm
by The Jonster
The magic fist replaced the telescopic fist because Rayman forgot how to use it.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:28 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
The magic fist then got replaced by the telescopic fist because Rayman remembered how to do it but forgot in return how to perform the magic fist.