Rayman Pirate-Community

Yeah..
I'm just in a bit of a bad mood, God knows why.
God: No I don't.
Me: Why?
God: I'm too busy eating waffles.
Me: what? you're supposed to be God! You can't just sit around eating waffles.
God: Try to stop me.

The sig is a bit small, but I couldn't find a pic the right size.

Rayman : We have to save them!
Globox : Why they're not single
Rayman : Bu..bu..bu...whaaaa? Ly is not single?
Globox : No she has Mr Ly
Rayman : Uuuuh Mr Ly?
Mr Ly : Oh no my dear Lyandra you have to save her Sir Raymander
Rayman : Uh sure whatevs
Mr Ly : Oh goodie...I mean top dog sir i'll let you borrow my helicopter so you can catch the metal bastards who took my Lyandra
Rayman and Globox : sure.......whateva *runs towards helicopter* YAY HELICOPTER!!!!!!
Globox : I drive! I drive!
Rayman : Are you sure Globox? Have you been drinking?
Globox : Don't worry.
Narrator : Remember kids, drink vodka and you can save water.
Rayman : *shoots narrator* Let's go Globox!

<some time later>
Rayman: Uh...are you sure you know what you're doing?
Globox: Trust me, it's fine.
Rayman: When have you ever flown a helicopter?
Globox: Uh...
Rayman: You haven't have you?
Globox: Alright Mister I-don't-have-any-limbs-so-that-automatically-makes-me-cool, can you do it better?
Rayman: No comment.
Globox: My point exactly.
Rayman: Don't make me laugh. You're actually incapable of shutting up.
Globox: Look who's talking.
Rayman: At least I'm not a giant talking frog!
Globox: What's a frog?
Rayman: I don't really know.
Globox: What? Well, what's the point of calling me a giant talking frog if you don't know what a frog is?
Rayman: Uh...<rubs back of head and giggles nervously> Hehehe.
Globox: <rolls eyes>
<the helicopter suddenly swerves, causing Rayman to nearly fall out of the open window. He's left clinging on to the window sill>
Rayman: HELP!
Globox: Hold on!
Rayman: What the heck...what else would I be doing? Homework?
Globox: Alright, keep your hair on.
Rayman: This is not time for weird phrases, I'm going to fall to my DEATH! Actually this is quite nice, as long as I don't think about the fact I'm like 15000 feet up and I could die any second...AAHHHHHHH!!!
Globox: Don't worry! I'll pull you up!
Rayman: The end is inevitable, whether it's from falling or from losing blood circulation in my wrists doesn't matter.
Globox: <Pulls him up>
Raman:...ow...thank you...ow....
Globox: Some people. They just can't be helped....
<BANG>
Rayman: Whatwasthat??!!
Globox: It's a Dalek!!!!
Rayman: You watch WAY too much TV.
<BANG>
Rayman: Uh...uh...uh....
<There is a loud band right under Raymans' feet>
Rayman: That's it! That is it! I'm gonna faint now! uhhh...<faints>
Globox: Some people. He could have fainted at a more conveinent time...

Thank you Serza5 for providing me with insperation!

Globox : What am I going to do, what am I going to do WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?!?!?!
Ray Ray : You'll stop panicking for starters
Globox : Hey how did you?
Ray Ray : Neverming that just steer the plane, i'll deal with the problem
Ray Ray flys out of the helicopter with her dark angel wings
Globox : ................... O...M...G!
Ray Ray : Hey you! stop banging the plane
Dalek : Why?
Ray Ray : 'cuz I said so
Dalek : ..................exterminate
Ray Ray manages to destroy him before he got the chance to hit her
Ray Ray : there *enters the plane* ......Globox
Globox : I....I....I can't belive it....A REAL DALEK!!! You should've got his autograph!
Ray Ray :...... Rayman you ok?
Rayman : Hai hai.....
Ray Ray : Hai Hai?
Rayman : uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh where am I?
Ray Ray : what are you talking about?
Rayman : I'm Konata (for those who don't know shes a girl from lucky star, the blue haired one)

Globox: Rayman, cut it out. You are not Japanese.
Rayman:...Hai!
Globox: <whacks him round the head> RAYMAN! Cut it out!
Ray Ray: Uh..that whack round the head might not have been such a good idea...
Rayman: Predisite alert! Predisite alert! Predi....what am I saying? Ow my head...
Globox: Well, you have been unconcious...
Ray Ray: And whacked round the head...
Rayman: By who, exactly?
Globox: He he he...
Rayman: Why did you...
Globox: You thought your name was Kanota!
Rayman: I...did?
Ray Ray: And then you were yelling: "Predisite Alert!"
Rayman: I was?
Globox and Ray Ray: YES!
Rayman: Since when did you start sincronised speaking?
Ray Ray: Never mind that, we've got to save Ly and Betilla!
Globox: And Jesus.
Rayman: Why Jesus?
Globox: He can't be a Robopirate, He's Gods' son.
Rayman: Ok...Can someone help me up please?
Globox: I..
Rayman: Someone who isn't going to pulverise my hands, please.
Globox: Ohhh.

Ray Ray : why do you think i'm here?
Rayman : for the drinks?
Ray Ray : why you....
Rayman he he you can help
Ray Ray : that's why i'm here
Konata : hai hai
Rayman, Ray Ray and Globox : Hai hai?
Konata : yeah yeah....
Rayman : ummm why are you here?
Konata : dunno
Rayman : k you can help
Konata : barum
Rayman : f'ting?
Globox : Marum marum?
Ray Ray : Wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Everyone : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Globox：　ｍａｒｕｍ

>Meanwhile, in the Robopirate prison ship<
Ly: I don't suppose it would occur to you to offer to help me?
Betilla <who is facing the wall> Why, what are you doing?
Ly: Trying to get out of the window. It doesn't seem that Ray and the others are coming.
Betilla: Yeah, but be patient.
Ly: Just 'cos we're girls does not mean we're helpless.
Betilla: Yes, but they might come after all. And they'll be wandering around this place, cold and frightened and lost and.....
Ly: Alright! I see what you mean. <jumps off the windowsill>
Betilla: I have a feeling this is going to be a long day.
>Meanwhile, back in the helicopter<
Ray Ray: Who are you?
Konata: Konata.
Rayman: What are you doing here?
Konata: You're cute.
Rayman: <blushes like mad and mumbles something . >
Globox: Anyway, <glares at Konata, who shrugs> we have two girls to save.
Rayman: Jesus is a girl?
Globox: I meant Ly and Betilla.
Rayman: <quietly> Jesus is a girl....
Ray Ray: <rolls eyes>
Globox: I do that all the time with him.

Okay, someone else's turn. And, personally, I agree with Konata. Rayman is really cute...

Konata : CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-KE*
Ray Ray : wrong anime
Konata : :3
Ray Ray : Look there it is!
Konata : CAAAAAA-KE*
Rayman : A cake...castle? Thats not like Razorbeard
Globox : maybe he like cake?
Rayman : maybe
Konata : *is staring at Ray Rays boobies :3*
Ray Ray : what the hell?
Konata : so big :3
Ray Ray : how dare you! just 'cuz you don't have any....
Konata : being flat chested is a status, it is a precious rarity

The helicopter crashes into the ca-ke* castle

Rayman : Globox!
Globox : So big....
Ray Ray : stop staring >:
Everyone : .....
Ray Ray : everyone gra onto me i'll fly us outta here

Ray Ray flys everone on top of the castle

Ray Ray : oh god....
Globox :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Konata : no biggy *beats up all the robo-pirates*
Everyone : .....wow

* this is how cake is pronounced in japan

and then the cake lost all the icing, revealing a ship

me: Muahahaha... wait a second... *looks down, but only sees a glimpse of a tail* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!

then i captured everyone and tossed them in random cells.

rayman: oof!

Mario: Hello, freak!

Luigi: Shut up, mario!

Rayman:

then luigi smacked mario, and mario went flying out the window, and landed on Jesus the Robooirate

Jesus: OW MY TOENAIL!!!

Mario: Here i go!!!

then mario ran away, but kept tripping because his feet were tied, and jeesus shot him. Rayman caught all this from a window while I was patroling cells, and tossed ly (who i found in Candy Chateau when i was getting a milkshake) into Rayman's cell.

Ly: Oh great whos going to save us NOW?


to be continued

Dr Nick : Hiya everybody!
Everyone : Hi Dr Dick
Dr Nick : what did ya say bitches?
Everyone : Hi Dr Nick
Dr Nick : that's better, now how do we unlock this lock?
Rayman : with a key....
Dr Nick : *gets out a nuclear bomb which looks like a key* you mean this key
Everyone : NO!
Dr Nick : ok then *throws the bomb key out the window*
Ray Ray : look theres a key over there! *points at the key behind Dr Di... I mean Nick*
Dr Nick : no no no thats a bomb
Ray Ray and Rayman : Then get the bomb
Dr Nick : okey dokey *gets the bo..... key* now what do ya want me to do with this?
Ray Ray : ...... -.- give it....
??? : pass it here
Ray Ray : OMG Raylord D: HONEY!!!!
Raylord : yes i'm here
Ray Ray : but why????
Raylord : I got captured but I freed myself, but I dunno how you get ouuta here, i've been stuck here with him *points at Nick*
Rayman : Wait a min who is he?
Ray Ray : he's my fiance (writters note : I think that's the correct spelling, please excuse me if it isn't) he's the king of the fanfic
Globox : wa wa WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Raylord : there the door is open now lets get outta here
Globox : Why?
Raylord : 'cuz I said so

ly: untie me first?

rayman: i cant think of everything!!!

tehn dor nick took out a vaccine needle, and cut the ropes holding ly, but also gave her a flu shot

ly: ow...

rayman: lets go, we need tyo get Jesus to snap out of it!

me: wherrre do yeh thin' yer goin'...

i was drunk, proboaably because of the milkshakes.

rayman: hes drunk, lets go!

tehn they ran away,only to be stopped by Jebus the hoodlum

Jebus: Reah?

Rayman: Reearr rahh raahhh reahh

ly: what the hell?

then jebus shot himself.

Rayman: Heh heh, hoodlum talk for 'please commit suicide'

then they ran from the ship, and were....


THESE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WILL BE FIXED WHEN THE FANFIC IS CONTINUED

Ending Rayman: Oh shut up!

Technical difficulties : why?
Ending Rayman : 'cuz I said so!

While that arguement is going on, in the prison ship....

Rayman : I knew we should've taken a left
Raylord : this is my fanfic
Rayman : *in a kiddy voice* this my fanfic *in his normal voice* my ass
Raylord : how dare you >:
Ray Ray : SHADAAP let's just go back
*doors close behind them*
Ray Ray : uh-oh
Globox : we're doooooomed!
Rayman : all thanks to you *points at Raylord*
Raylord : why you >:!!!!!!!!!
Ray Ray : 'Lord stop it!
*lights go out*
Rayman : oh this is just great
Ray Ray : you stop it too
Rayman : but
Ray Ray : SHAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAP

Rayman: SHUTT UUUUUUUUUP!!!!

then everyone was quiet, and rayman made an energy sphere.

Me: Well, well, grand to see you escaped now lets see you escape this room!

as i did many backflips into my Grolgoth, the lights turend on, and everyone was on lava, sitting on a walking rocket.

i was holding two bars (same as the Razorbeard fight in R2. i wish i had a picture) and looking at everyone as if they were stupid.

everyone powered their rockets, but they all ended up back in cells, except rayman.

Rayman: GO!!

then rayman grabbed a bunch of ammo, and shot me with it.

Me: Aaahhh im slipping!! OUCH! Try to avoid this! *shoots heat seeking bombs that will bring the victim to a cell*

rayman managed to knoz me out with one of them, witch is why knock is speeled knoz, and spelled is spelled speeled

rayman then shot the bars of the cell, and the ship exploded, sending rayman, ly and globox to the woods of light, while ray ray , bettilla and raylord were blasted to the entrance to the knarren tunnels, and put in knarren cages.

Betilla: well this sucks!

***back at the WoodsOfLight***
Rayman: Ow my nose...

Globox: I think i dislocated my spleen.

ly (who was covered in dust and ash, and with a tail on fire): *sniffs* something burning?

2 b cont.

This topic is an example of one of the grotesque blips this forum has. I'm sorry but I just had to share this.

I know. It could've been good, but...

Mr. Dark: hai
Razorbeard: hai
Mr. Dark: u suk
Razorbeard: yes

THE END

The end?
So we'll start another one, right?
It's going to have to be someone else, 'cos I don't really want to start it.

Xenon wrote:This topic is an example of one of the grotesque blips this forum has. I'm sorry but I just had to share this.

My bad. I shouldn't have made that joke about the manuscripth fanfics from RZ. I just hope it's finally over now.

Elise: So, when are we going to plot?
Shawn: Uh........not for a while.
Sean: AW!
Shawn: Hey, at least your chapter will have the climax.
Elise: Climax? You mean of the whole series?
Shawn: Yes. I'm sure fans, and yourselves will like it.
Sean: I hope so.