Alphabetical Conversation

[Bradandez]

Joking you must be!

[Master]

Know that you have committed Brad, the funds must be transferred posthaste.

[Bradandez]

Like heck I would transfer any sort of funds to thee.

Mustn't ask again.

Needless begging will anger me further.

[Master]

Oh dear, the rozzers will be at ya for that.

[Pirez]

Probably not. He's Brad after all.

[Bradandez]

Quails are stupid birds. I hate them so much. I wish they'd be eradicated from this planet.

[Master]

Right, my train journey home was ravished by wailing infants, t'wasn't a pleasant experience.

[Jewish Candy]

Seriously, I feel that feel so much right now.

[Pirez]

This sentence has nothing to do with the conversation. Haha.

[Jewish Candy]

UH, not funny Pirez, you can't just do something like that

[Bradandez]

Venom, or the Venom Symbiote, is a fictional character appearing in comic books published by Marvel Comics, most commonly in association with Spider-Man. The character is a symbiote, a sentient alien, with a gooey, almost liquid-like form that requires a host, usually human, to bond with for its survival, as with real world symbiotes. After bonding, the symbiote endows its enhanced powers upon the host. When the Venom Symbiote bonds with a human, that new dual-life form refers to itself as "Venom."

[Jewish Candy]

Wow, such informative

[Pirez]

Xenomorphic fictional characters is where Brad digresses, but you applaud him for that, don't you Candy? #DoubleStandards

[Jewish Candy]

You clearly could not grasp my superior sarcasm

[Pirez]

Zebras will fly out of my armpits before I understand your sarcasm. Or you can just admit you hate me you double-crossing Pirez-hater.

[Jewish Candy]

Aaaaaaand here we go again!

But bro, like, we're mafia mates

[Master]

Crud, I still need to log the Mafia in the Documentary, alongside other events...

[Bradandez]

Denmark is not real.

[PluMGMK]

England isn't either, if we're going to be like that!

[Bradandez]

Finland doesn't even have any fins. It cannot swim.