Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:30 am**

Our light suits blind us.

I wish they weren't so bright.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 6:36 am**

They are dark to the point of being inoperative. (What? They don't all have to be amusing.)

I wish for The Last of Us.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 6:39 am**

You get The Last of Us: Family-friendly Edition!

I wish for an orange 3DS.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 7:29 am**

Now you got an orange shaped like a 3DS, that you can eat.

I wish it would snow for Christmas.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:58 am**

Thousands of sentient snowmen are sacrificed for your white Christmas.

I wish for a star for my X-Mas tree.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:02 am**

There is a star indeed, but it is a shooting one and upon impact, it will set the tree in flames.

I wish I would have a Wii U.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:43 am**

You get one, but it's been hacked and can't play games.

I wish that I got some breakfast.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 2:25 pm**

You got a grain breakfast bar.

Wish I have a good breakfast.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 2:31 pm**

You have one that is so sublime, it's hard to leave it.

I wish there wasn't so much flooding.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:13 pm**

Now you got a drought.

I wish it wasn't that way, for you.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:23 pm**

It isn't, now it's completely boring.

I wish there was some liveliness here.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 4:16 pm**

Your home is surrounded by the Land of the Livid Dead. Irony!

I wish for more irony in my life.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 4:50 pm**

You get so much irony, that your life could be summed up in one sarcastic remark.

I wish I didn't have to hear this rave music.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 5:42 pm**

Now you hear hip hop and rap music instead.

I wish you didn't listen to the filthy ones.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 5:49 pm**

I don't, but everyone else does.

I wish I had a good lum.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 5:51 pm**

You have a golden lum.

I wish I had more lums.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 6:00 pm**

You get plenty of green lums, at the cost of having respawn problems.

I wish you'd respawn consistent.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 7:10 pm**

Now I do, but you don't.

I wish things would balance out in fairness.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 7:17 pm**

Everything is as is, except for one thing.

I wish to know what this thing is.

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2013 7:19 pm**

This thing... is tings!

I wish we had a bunch of tings.

Corrupt a wish!