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Innocent that’s what bippity boppity boo does

Ever watched Globox open door inn Longest Shortcut ?

Innocent. I stood there for an hour because he told me he was trying to concentrate and he couldn't open it himself.

Ever open the door to a salesperson and regret it?

Innocent I don’t open the door to strangers.

Ever told Globox to play somewhere else?

You can't always know who's at the door

Guilty.

Ever broke a cup you really liked?

Guilty, my first mug.

Ever tried understanding what Globox is saying in the Longest Shortcut?

Guilty.

Ever wonder what he's going to achieve by saying those things?

Guilty.

Ever thought that Globox could open something in the Longest Shortcut or the Bog of Murk?

Innocent. After seeing the size of his brain I had little doubt that he was doomed to failure.

Ever thought that maybe, just maybe, Rayman 3 might have an alternate ending if you finish the Longest Shortcut quickly enough?

Innocent because I didn't play the game until recently but I think it would've been cool.

Ever wondered where Globox even originated from?

Innocent. It's right there in the Knowledge of the World, Polokus used his sense of humour when designing him. Or at least, that was all we needed to know until Origins came along with its Red Wizard nonsense.

Ever tried to make sense of the Dark Rayman situation since Adventures came out?

Innocent, I havent' exactly played yet even thouhg I have it.

Ever had a bad day?

Guilty. Two days ago I couldn't find some steamed hams.

Ever seen an aurora borealis?

I'm not sure if these random rainbows count, so I'll say innocent.

Ever wanted to joke to somebody but failed?

Guilty.

Would rather see an Aurora Borealis than The Bog Of Murk?

Aurora Borealis, because how manytimes have i seen the bog of murk?

Two full moons or one new moon?

Two Full Moons on The Bog Of Murk but on the right thread.

My question wasn't an or it was a rather one than the other

Anybody (including myself) not being an eejit right now?

Guilty, I’m being an idiot :p
Ever wanted to have a higher ppd?

Innocent. I'm not interested in that really or actually getting to page 1 in the ranks but just here to talk about Rayman and for a laugh. I can only imagine being here since 03 but only joined 15 years later. Really missed out on RPC and the Rayman series for years but never too late right.

Ever had trouble with space mama?

innocent only took 3-4 tried to beat her.

Listen to radio?

Took me about 10 tries because I didn't know you had to keep punching the machine until she moved back. It's actually not hard though, just typical Rayman 1, learn the level and it gets easier. Sort of reminds me of 1001 spikes.

Anyway sort of guilty there.

Ever said where's my phone while you're actually holding it or worse, talking on it?